sharted

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted

by BJ September 27, 2004

stuarted

When an annoying person overly uses a moviebit, phrase, impersonation, or action of some sort. It will then be unusable for future reference.

"I feel the need for speed!" Sorry can't use that quote, it's already been Stuarted.

by dino9401 November 2, 2009

starting shit with a starterkit

Slang for when someone provokes a situation that they are bad or inferior in with a superior person or group, especially when it's in very over-the-top, easy-to-tell proportions.

Scrawny Dude: "I'll drop you any day. Square up!"

Heavyweight Champion: "O_O"

Spectator: "LOL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Spectator #2: "u srs brah?"

Spectator #3: "HE'S GONNA NEED SOME MILK!"

Spectator #4: "Starting shit with a starterkit XD"

by wane the wordwaker August 30, 2016

Attention Starved

A person who craves attention and wants it as much as they can but cant seem to get it as much as they want.

Joey:Yo guys look at my hair its blue!!!
*no one looks*
Aaliyah:OMFG stfu joey your so attention starved.

by Jheen x May 22, 2011

snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.

When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.

by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005

smarted

To have or cause a pain, normally sharp stinging pain

I banged my ankle on my computer. It smarted a little.

by Casa Dilla June 20, 2008

Car Starter

To get a girl all "fired up" and then have someone else step in and take her away.

I felt like such a car starter when David walked out with that girl I had been talking too all night.

by Caps Lock March 12, 2004