A town in the state of Connecticut known by the elders as a very affluent area with a good education system and by the younger generation as a boring as fuck town. People from outside Simsbury think everybody is a douchbag from the town for several reasons including but not limited to: our general population being represented by stuck up douchbags who think they are the shit and drop the name Simsbury to try to equate themselves with wealth, many of us want you to think we are jackasses and spend our time fucking with you, the man at Dunkin Donuts was too stoned to properly toast their bagel, and all the worthwhile people die or move out. Still for some reason people come back to visit the town, probably because of memories of the crazy as fuck people you tend to find here from time to time and because you realize how much you liked the town after spending some time in NJ. One of the best things about Simsbury is that it is not Canton, our "ghetto/redneck" neighbors who are plagued by wannabe gansters and cracked out women. Granby, the northern neighbors, are known by many Simsbury residents for their Cumbys Chill Zones (slushies) and for the locals celebration of white power Wednesday. In Simsbury there is an obvious clash between the conservative old folk and the hippie youth.
Also if you live here you have a 99% chance of being white
Also if you live here you have a 99% chance of being white
well we are in Simsbury
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It is a game that is often considerd to be girly and dumb, but is quite addictive.
The original version, has no point other than goals that you may set for yourself, where as the version on consoles, or the Sims 2, has a point to the game, and in game goals for you to meet, to create that oh so perfect life.
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