Spelunking

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a dump with your legs closed and flushing the toilet after to receive Poseidon’s Kiss.

Sick night dude, Amber and I went spelunking!

by NeverHaveIEverGone4 September 7, 2022

Spelunking

Needless to say don't fucking do this with me.

Hym "Then don't go spelunking with me you jackass! You sacks of shit have deluded yourself into believing that revenge is never justified no matter what you do to people and are flabbergasted when somebody suggests that, yeah, I would probably violently revenge you for that. It's not a contentious statement."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

Spelunking

Having anal sex. "The leisure activity of going into underground caves and tunnels"

Bro, I was spelunking that chick yesterday.

by Cave_enthusiast2 March 10, 2023

Spelunking

When you sneeze and fart at the same time

I couldn't stop spelunking after eating taco bell yesterday

by Whatshisface80 May 4, 2023

Spelunking

Or/to; Spelunk, To put both the penis and the balls in ones mouth; particularly when the penis is hard and inserted into the throat.

"Hey Jenna, Brad took me spelunking this weekend :P"

"I would totally spelunk him/her"

"If its not too big, I'm gonna spelunk it :3"

by El Stinky Pinky July 11, 2024

Splunking

Splunking is ejaculating at a constant flow for a prolonged period of time;

Did you see that Eric was splunking in his car outside of your house today?

by Dkiafb24 June 7, 2024

Sprunking It Up

When you smoke some weed and then suck on some sour candy after words

What are you doing? I'm sprunking it up.

by Chris Rock's Cousin February 9, 2026