Speed hold

A speed hold is when someone on speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) talks to someone who might not be on speed. The speed user will talk about random stuff they saw on television or read on the internet or sometimes chemistry and mathematics and more. Maybe talking about cartoons.

Tyler: Did you see the Simpsons episode where Carl goes searching for his roots and ancestry? *continues to talk.

Steve: Too much talking! I'm stuck in a speed hold!

by CognitiveFuel April 9, 2023

speed wobbles

When a skateboard begins to tightly swerve back and forth from left to right with increasing velocity until the skateboard begins to undulate so rapidly that the rider is usually thrown from the board.

I was doing some downhill skateboarding and I went so fast that I got the speed wobbles and got pitched into the street.

by Marcus Solomon December 3, 2007

Speed Over Beethoven

A song that appeared on the PlayStation 2 game Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 2.

It is a remix of Beethoven's "Fur Elise" with happy-tone lyrics sung by a cute Japanese girl. Also one of the best songs in the game.

Guy 1:What's your favorite DDR song?
Guy 2:SPEED OVER BEETHOVEN!

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

speed stick

ramming you flesh torpedo into a lubricated armpit ... back and fourth, back and fourth

As in never speed stick non shaved pits unless you want brillo dick!

by T-Strom June 25, 2008

speed bonus

The act of ripping off the self-checkout lane by pretending to scan some of your items.

Hey babe, I bought this cherry pie for 3 dollars and got this carton of ice cream for free as a speed bonus.

by Kevin Rocks August 1, 2009

Speed is key!

A phrase used by Jacksepticeye, a youtube gamer, when going fast or wanting to go fast.

Jack: Up the giant ramp Betty!! SPEED IS KEY!!!

by Grizzlolol August 31, 2016

speed cameras

A way of making the government yet more money, cynically disguised as a way of stopping accidents. As with most of this government's ways of conning the public, anyone with an IQ of over 15 can work out it's just a con. Often speeding signs are not clearly visible (my mother was caught out like this), and in Luton a couple of years ago there were ten (!) police officers standing on a roadside stopping cars at random in the hope that one of the drivers might not have insurance or an up-to-date tax disc. Given the crime rate in Luton, is anyone out there seriously going to tell me they had nothing better to do? But back to the point. I'm not in favour of speeding (I saw a lunatic using a housing estate as a race track), but 5% of accidents are due to speeding. Speed cameras can't stop people driving like they're on the dodgems. And now people are having to keep a constant eye on their speed-o-meters, thus are distracted from the road ahead. Nice one, New Labour.

In court this morning a man was fined £200 and 18 months loss of license after being caught speeding by one of the speed cameras. In the next court-room a man was let off with a warning for GBH.

by Stormsworder October 17, 2006