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Spag

Jim ate her ass like some Spag.
by Qaztec May 14, 2018
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Spag

Someone who makes irrational decisions and poor life choices; whether it be over indulgement of drugs and alcohol or headless decisions. The phrase “spag” is essentially an abbreviation for spaghetti brain , commonly spoken in New Zealand’s regions of Hawke’s Bay and Wellington.
“Did you see that guy at the party last night? He seemed like such a spag”
by MrVOID July 19, 2021
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Lord Spag

The lord of spaghetti. Few will know him. But all his loyal followers will conform to his wishes. He is a veiny morsel of a human, rumour has it there is a only a singular vein running through his entire body. He is also often confused for slenderman, causing females to flee in fear.
The "Lord Spag" is the god of all humans on earth. God bless.
by Braddobobfly July 18, 2018
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spag

Shortened form of the popular and delicious dish "spagetti".
Hey, what are you having for dinner?

I'm cooking up a pot of spag, 'cause I love the spag.
by nacho_of_death February 23, 2014
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Convenient Spag Bowl

An easy, serviceable, acceptable, trouble-free example of something that should be better.
"Am I in a convenient Spag Bowl of a relationship?"

"Was that head ok or was it a bit Spag Bowl"

"Was my pasta Nona level or was a bit convenient Spag Bowl?"
by Babcia September 21, 2023
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spag spy

a cool person who’s name sometimes begins in a, c, z, i, o, r, l
Omg your a complete spag spy
by anonymous September 24, 2020
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Spag

A person who is pushes their spiritual BS on people, and I don’t mean the good stuff. I mean the “I did acid once and now my third eye is open and I’m smarter than you”. Someone who can’t spell. Someone who cheats on their boyfriend a million times and still acts entitled. A liar. Someone who is only nice to people so they’ll look good to someone they’re trying to fuck. Someone who uses men for sex and money until they finds someone slightly richer. Someone who gets mad at their ex for dating someone new.

Spag = “spiritual” and “f@g” put together.
Did you hear what she said to me?”

“Yeah, dude, she’s such a spag.”
by spagotry December 21, 2020
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