Soiled Seconds

n.--A pair of underwear worn after someone else has already "soiled" them.

v.--Wearing a pair of underwear that has previously been worn by someone else without washing in between

Darren: Hey, bro. I'm all out of clean undies.

Mikael: It's all good, dude. Take mine.

Darren: I don't want your soiled seconds.

Pookie sticks head in: Well, I'll wear 'em...

by Chip Vanderhaagen February 23, 2012

soitenly

"certainly" - made famous by a certain 'Stooge' . (ie there were three of 'em) So get with the program you numbskull.fosure

why soitenly" "nyuk nyuk nyuk

by eddiboi August 12, 2010

soilder

The misspelling of the word Soldier.

Please know the correct spelling of the word soldier and do not use the word soilder!! No one has soiled anything!!

by military speller November 30, 2010

soilwork

RAD BAND. "Natural Born Chaos" is one of the best CD's ever.

Follow the Hollow

by Stef April 7, 2004

SOIA

Sick of it All, a hardcore band from NYC.

Spreading the hardcore reality.

by discharge August 19, 2004

Soicy

Very good looking; sexy.

Emily: Tim, put your shirt back on.
Tim: No, you know you like my soicy abs!

by jimmyeatworld2pointoh May 29, 2010

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

Actually very polite french for "Would you like to sleep with me tonight".

Makes an awkward pickup line when asked to a french girl as it's way too formal and more sort of written french.

Ask "tu aurais envie de faire l'amour ce soir?" instead.

You: (with a drunk American's accent) "Hi Babe, voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"

She: (Pissed off, in french) "va te faire enculer espece de gros tas de merde, j'en ai ras-le cul de vos conneries, merde!!! je rentre!!!" (not meaning you should follow her to her place)

by stefzg July 14, 2004