smoffo

in Italian:
a piece of hashish

ITA: "hai smoffo?"
ENG: "have you got hashish?"

by [moji] November 2, 2006

Smooch Plates

A childish version of the vagina.

Gee, would'nt you like to stick your cock in her smooch plates.

by Puddi.... December 17, 2008

Smooble

The act of wild vaginal intercourse, in which the creative juices run wild.

I smoobled Bernie until his creative juices were all over the motherfucking walls.

by the comb December 1, 2010

Shoofy

Refers to the sound of a shotgun blast to the head of a nooby booby. Famously stated by all three of the three clutchers whilst popping on a noobers head at the same time.

Hey greeeeen.... GET HIS ASS! Shoofy!!!

by Codeinjeezy May 1, 2023

Tool Smoocher

One who sucks dick with aplomb. Generally reserved for men who are behaving like bitches.

Man....if that guy climbs any farther up the bosses ass he's gonna get lost, He's such a fuckin tool smoocher.

by rooster14 August 19, 2008

Sock Smooch

When on the bottom of a 69 with a female who has been previously " Pink Socked " and her butthole starts pushing out and uou get worried that its goona keep coming out to the point it gives you a kiss on the forehead.

We were 69ing and her butthole pushed out and " Sock Smooched" me right on the forehead.

by SoggyBottomz July 14, 2015

Sailor smooch

When you have cum on your moustache and then make out with your partner.

Oh baby get up here and give me a sailor smooch, before it dries in my moustache

by King sailor smoocher 6969 ; p June 4, 2018