Red Smitty

The guy from Young Guns who's execution they botched, according to Billy the Kid.

Red Smitty still had a head before his hanging, but they made his rope too long.

by The Original Agahnim January 24, 2022

shittymorph

Shittymorph is a famous user on Reddit. He is widely known for his clever comments in which he will type out a paragraph - on the subject at hand - and poetically mislead/bamboozle the readers. It is said that he started doing this in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

Damn it! u/shittymorph is bamboozling me in UD now, too!

by vynepa February 11, 2019

Shitty Salmon

A manmade cologne created by kjsmoothh. It’s mixed with a concoction of flavors and smells like shit.

Random guy: This cologne smells like someone took a shit!
Kjsmoothh: i just sprayed you with shitty salmon, sir.

by Zesteas December 6, 2021

Shitty Hair

If you are deeply in love with someone you call them “Shitty Hair” nobody needs to know you like them and their stupid spiky red hair, not even you.

Person #1: hey Bakubro!
Person #2: hey Shitty Hair...

by I listen to girl in red uwu August 10, 2020

smitten

to be complete taken with someone, seeing them makes you smile. And when you hear their text message alert or their ringtone your heart flutters a little bit.

He was completely smitten by Stephanie.

by Heffe Golanzo August 7, 2015

Smitten

Pure, uncontrollable, excitingly overwhelming, romantic thoughts/feelings towards a certain someone; brought forth and felt through the heart. Usually the more you know about someone the easier it is to find yourself smitten over them. It's more than a liking crush but less than love. It's like dipping a toe into a pool of what it is like to fall for someone; a scary process because of the vulnerability it brings about, but after all that's why it's called falling and not rising.

We've always had a little something between us, but after this last weekend together I'm smitten for Stephanie.

by Dirtyy D June 29, 2017

Poopy Shitty Bum Bum

An Adjective meaning a dirty asshole filled with fecal matter and outrageous amounts of chunky poop.

Sarah has a poopy shitty bum bum.

by Mr.Cool Kat February 7, 2012