Slaga

A piece of shit that is simultaneously an asshole

The biggest slaga just came out of my slaga

by Transenmental September 28, 2017

Slagathor

A Slagathor is a humanoid female creature that is found in various areas of filth, trash, and unlit, rundown, back parking lots of strip clubs. The kind of strip clubs that a bag of pork rinds gets you admission and you can see the stitches from a C-section on the strippers stomach.
Slagathors are attracted to the sent of food stamps and free handouts. They can only mate under certain conditions and locations, which include the underbelly of a trailer park, trash truck (while stationary), pool of vomit, and the Dollar General.

A Slagathor is best described as seen in the wild as slightly hunched over, unwashed oily hair (most have lice), muffin top abdominal area, disheveled, with smells of mold, plastic bottled liquor, ash tray, wet dog, despair, and rancid bacon wrapped shrimp.
Slagathors are know for chin rubs, working hard to not work, sucking souls, and leaving a snail/shit stain tire track trail wherever they go.

That chick is such a Slagathor! Her clothes are way too small, I can’t tell if I’m looking at a star bucks muffin or a person. Omg that smell...I would rather go to zoo and roll around in Panda bear poo than smell her!! I swear to god if she asks to leave early again cause she needs to wash her 54 year old step uncles back hair again I’m going to lose it! We all know her wife got the welfare check this week and they are trying to go buy out the pork rinds at Walmart so they can get free lap dances!

by Chauncey Onchow ChickenLord January 12, 2021

Slagathor

Any disgusting, fat, norwegian, beat, busted, hideous girl that can be found in a Boston University basement.

1: yo dude check out that girl Sams hooking up with
2:HAHA shes a total slagathor, only he would hook up with her
1:yea, he thinks hes like robin hood for hooking up with busted girls

by slammypolino December 4, 2011

Slagathor

Slagathor is the name of this evil Pigeon who is trying to conquer the world!

Every pigeon you see you have to point at it and say "Slagathor"
Beacouse you might find the real "Slagathor". All other pigeons are not "Slagathors", they are just a part of his evil army!

"Slagathor" got huge military bases in New York, London and Tokyo.

"Slagathor" was first discovered in Amsterdam as he were trying to take over that city aswell.

The best way to fight "Slagathor" is to eat mushrooms, since that's the only thing "Slagathor" can't stand!

You may use the name Slagathor for all pigeon aswell!

"Hey look, there is alot of Slagathors here!"

by SpungeBOB July 8, 2009

slaggamuffin

A convertion from the word ragga-muffin, (relating to a particular follower of ragga music style) but altered slightly to utilise the insulting word slag.

Used mainly as a word to describe when something has not gone the way planned, not directed at anyone but themselves.
For instance a reaction to be said after missing a pool shot or spliing an alcoholic drink.

by jgk232 May 13, 2005

slagazine

A porno mag. Nuff said.

The chicks are really hot in this slagazine.

by julietbravo December 24, 2008

Slagbag

A slagbag is an insult that sounds really offensive but actually does not mean very much. According to dictionary.com, slag is the vitreous mass left as a residue by the smelting of metallic ore.

Stop being such a slagbag and get ready.

by CreamStout August 10, 2004