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coping skills

*litrally bout to jump off a cliff* @all Tharapists: " What coping skills could you use right now?"

furious skills 

Just like "mad skills" but instead they are furious skills. Furious skills is better than mad skills by far.
Guy: Have you seen that girl run? Shes got mad skills.
Guy 2: Nah man, shes got furious skills!
Guy: What the hell?
Guy 2: Big pimpin.
Guy: Dumbass freak.
Guy 2: Yo mommas a freak in bed.
Passerby: Damn! Burn!
Passerby 2: He just fried yo ass.
Hippie: Stop eating those hater tots duude. Like lets get high.

Giraffe skills 

The ability for a tall person to do something a short person cannot. Individuals who are very tall posses giraffe skills. Sometimes associated with basketball players.
They would be a cute couple because they both have giraffe skills.

Use your giraffe skills to reach that high object.
Her giraffe skills sure come in handy for basketball.
Giraffe skills by Prince Pickles November 13, 2013

Mad Skills 

The nickname of the champion drifter and stunt driver Rhys Millen
Rhys "Mad Skills" Millen won the Formula Drift championship in 2005.
Mad Skills by medialicious February 21, 2009

eddy skills 

the best pure in runescape ever.
woah eddy skills owned me
eddy skills by labassee November 7, 2007

Limited Skills 

When someone is unable to do a certain action, is unpopular, uncool, or is a noob

This is typically preceded by the phrase, "You cannot do it!"
"Please! You cannot do it! You have the Limited Skills!"
Limited Skills by toefoo May 19, 2010