skateboarding

A code word used for porn when surrounded by people who you don't want to know what your talking about.

Hey did you watch the amateur skateboarding last night?" "Yeah dude did you see the female? She was going up and down that ramp (penis) really fast like a pro!

by Predictable the penguin November 12, 2010

skateboarder

Follower of a sport that's been dead for over a decade, skates on decks that are way too thin, has most likely never skated a pool, or couldn't even name some of the classic SoCal spots, all the while spending time learning complicated flashy shit while they can barely ride their boards that they most likely paid way too much for.

Commonly seen escorted off of church property because most of the skateparks were closed after Gator was sent to prison.

"Birdhouse sucks!"
"Bam Margera is god."
"'Casper Boyden'? Never heard of him. He create a move or something? "(Also See Alan Gelfand and Steve Caballero)
"Drop in? I'd rather talk trash and hurt myself in comical ways."

by MadCow August 31, 2004

skateboarder

One who never lands anything and bitches about rollerbladers.

Hey, look at that skateboarder in the tight pants getting angry.

by Doornail April 3, 2005

Skateboarding

Stylish destruction of public property.

One time, I broke into a skater's house and put wax all over his TV and furniture. He was really mad, even after i told him it would slide better now. Skate and create, man!

by Squid Wrangler March 24, 2005

skateboard

it is a life a crime in someplaces and a passion
you cant say you are a real skater unless you sweat bleed and live for the sport

"sk8er 4 life"

by toast March 31, 2003

skateboard

A short narrow board having a set of four wheels mounted under it, ridden in a standing or crouching position and often used to perform stunts

Tony Hawk is a skateboard legend.

by illEATurHARTout March 11, 2004

skateboarders

duech bags that get in the way of bmxers

bmx dude: i almost landed that tailwhip but i hit one of the skateboarders

friend: i know right

skateboarder: i think i need to go to the hospital my rib is moving

bmx dude: well i'm fine

by bmxdude December 27, 2009