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face sitting

The act of sitting on ones face without undergarments or clothes, licking ones pussy or ass
Last tuesday that tight bitch was face sitting on me
by Heather May 13, 2005
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Same Side Sitters

A couple who, for some reason unknown to humankind, chooses to voluntarily sit on the same side of a booth or table at a restaurant, leaving the other side completely vacant.
"Hey Eric, check out that lame ass couple feeling each other up in that booth."

"Yea man, a classic case of the same side sitters."
by Dan Kl0za August 10, 2008
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sittin sideways

flippin the switch on the hydrolics so that the car sits sideways

when driveing you scoot over to he side of you seat, pimp you hat and just roll

a really good song by Paul Wall and Big Pokey
Sittin sideways,boys in a daze
Sittin sideways,boys in a daze
Sittin sideways,boys in a daze
On a Sunday night I might bang me some...
by elchicoblanco September 23, 2005
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fence-sitter

(n.) One who is afraid to have an opinion, and rather, simply points out the flaws of what everyone else is saying. Dislikeable to all. The exceptions are those fence-sitters that really don't give a shit and make fun of everything, who are liked by all.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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sitting-down beer

he style/type of beer often consumed while sitting down. These beer types are commonly characterized by:

- Marketing based on culture, i.e. beer afficianados
- Higher cost (less expensive)
- Sometimes referred to as "microbrews"

Sitting-down beer can be consumed while standing, but doesn't really fit the mojo. "Sitting down" is not an absolute requirement.

Sitting-down beer is in direct contrast to standing-up beer.
Common scenarios where sitting-down beer is found:

- Pleasant dinner with colleagues
- "Game night" with other couples
- Bars/taverns that cater to professional clientele
by beer-me September 19, 2008
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Sitting Chaperone

intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
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Sitting on Salt

Giving a great deal of thought to something, whether it be something quite insignificant, or a life-altering choice that has to be made. Often accompanied by a vacant stare into the room.

Sitting on salt may have two fall-outs.
1) You may find a positive conclusion and end up "using the salt" for something useful,
2) You may come to a negative conclusion and end up throwing salt in your own wounds.

Sitting on salt about anything for a long period of time is disadvised.
Huh? Oh, sorry! I was just sitting on salt, I guess...
by Siabata April 25, 2011
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