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Wolfox is an aqua simp

He is quite the simp! We know this because Aqua is a confirmed furry (as seen in multiple occasions) and also was a staff member. Being a staff member makes Wolfox simp you because he is a suck-up.
Wolfox is an aqua simp.
Agreed!!!
by the peepee poopooman April 13, 2021
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Rumplestilts Simpson

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!
by Foreskin Master July 25, 2022
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simp in pimp’s clothing

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.
Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.
by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022
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Hoe-Simp

Hoe-Simp is defined as someone who acts like a hoe but yet has no chance of getting with anything
Hope Smith is a Hoe-Simp. She is such a Hoe-Simp that she goes for the gay kids.
by Broccolieidoli August 6, 2020
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Simp dick

A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.
Anyone to joe p -do you want to come out drinking with the boys tn.

Joe p- Na i got simp dick rn
by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020
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Simpdad

A blue-pilled man who takes on the responsibility of providing for an irresponsible single mother and her child or children, either with noble intentions or just to get laid. A pejorative play on the word "stepdad."
Man 1: "Yo, did you hear about Brett? He married Cheryl the neighborhood hoe and is taking care of her and her three kids."
Man 2: "I guess we have a winner for the Simpdad of the Year award."
by Silky Ink Studios May 30, 2019
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Twitch Simp

A moderator on twitch. They are the equivalent to a real-life simp. The Twitch Simp is so far up the streamers ass that they basically live in there. 90% of moderators are nonces.
In streamer Bateson87's chat, we asked for a simple xD in the chat, we were immediately timed out by a moderator.

"Listen Pal, I have no problem with 'xD' you can write it once or twice, but when you spam the whole chat with it. Then I have a problem with it." - Twitch Simp
by giddlebeast April 5, 2020
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