shum

shit and cum

i took a phat shum on my wifes chest last night paul

by SDHit June 07, 2020

Shum

The act of shitting and cumming simultaneously. Often accidentally, however seldom unwelcome.

Bro #1: "Hey bro I just blew a fat shum in the bathroom back there!"
Bro #2 "Sick bro! I haven't shummed in ages!"
Bro #1: "yeah it was shumtastic!"

by KHMIKER August 02, 2020

SHUM

This is when you shove something up yo bum.

He must shum some coke to sell to his Shower Buds.

by Leetoma October 22, 2019

Shum

A mixture of shit and cum after an anal cream pie. Also known as a buttload

Please don’t get any more shum on my sofa.

by Teerextc June 11, 2022

Shum

Noun A shum is someone who is annoying or retarted, they tend to never shut up either.

Stfu shum

by ItIzJR May 11, 2020

Shum

Said when someone does something embarrassing or tries to hard to impress but fails.
Also said when someone can't make a come back.

This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)

"You think your ............. , shum you......."

by Erinz1 May 30, 2016

Shum

When you Shit and cum at the same time

Bro, i was haven sex last night, and i shummed all over that thot

by shum_master September 22, 2019