Shirt Squirrel

Shirt squirrels are rodents that make a nest in piles of clothes when left on the floor for too long.

Pick up the dirty clothes in your room before you get shirt squirrels.

by SimianFriday September 21, 2016

Personality shirt

Striped shirts worn by men without personalities, in an attempt to create the illusion that they have one.

"Shall we go to Deschlers?"

"No, I stopped by earlier and it's full of personality shirts"

by Mignon March 19, 2005

Green Shirt

Slang referance to Oxcontin 80 mg, because of the color of its time release coating.

Yo brosey.. you got any more Green Shirts?

Ya.. Ill print some up and we can meet up.

by Weiner Brisket October 25, 2008

clean shirt

slang for someone who is straitlaced and decidedly not "street", someone wearing a dress shirt

Thug(addressing an upstanding citizen): Fuck off clean shirt!

by Ryan Ballard August 19, 2008

Sheldon Shirt

A usually brightly-colored T-shirt that features a science- or comic book-related graphic. Usually worn over a thermal of a contrasting color for a complete look.

Named for the "Big Bang Theory" character who often wears such shirts.

"I got a Sheldon shirt for Christmas. It's blue and has Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock on it."

by Moon Unit Nimoy January 12, 2010

shirt stays

a tool used to keep a shirt neatly pressed while on a persons body; an annoying pestering strap that snaps without any hint or warning beforehand; the worst part of a cadets uniform.

My fucking shirt stays snapped my ass again, GOD DAMNIT!!

by Knob4726 December 18, 2007

slut shirt

The shirt a slut commonly wears when she goes out to grasp the attention of guys or a revealing or tight shirt a girl will wear to a party or bar in order to show she is available and would like attention from any guy.

X: "We should go out tonight."
Y: "Yeah! I'm feeling a little naughty, I should wear my slut shirt."
or
X: "Why are all the guys dancing with that whore?"
Y: "It's because she's wearing her slut shirt."

by Moo Fredward June 19, 2010