50 Shades of Pissed Off

Did you mean Eren Yeager

"I saw an explosion and wondered, 'Now who could that be?'"

A classic example of 50 Shades of Pissed off

by Damn it Mako August 26, 2017

Shit-faced Shades

the shades that nobody can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk... but they just make it more noticable...but you keep putting them on

Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....

by iTS ME? May 16, 2010

50 shades of bronco

A common side effect of Bronco Vision.

The scarcity of attractive women at Cal Poly Pomona has transcended men to develop Bronco Cock. Having this newly developed power, dudes become extremely horny and end up performing heinous acts that not even your whore of a mother would approve of.

Bitch: Yo you wanna hop on the game?
TopG: Nah, I'll hop yo cock and go 50 shades of bronco on you tonight.
(The women at CPP have cocks)

by TDiazzle24 October 2, 2022

50 shades of grey

50 shades of grey is the gayest book ever created. And is read by millions across the world about 90% who read this book are just doing it for the laughs but the other 10% are weird cat ladies and horny weirdo guys. This book is about sex and nothing but sex, but it isn't as good as it sounds it is really about a creepy couple who are sex addicts..

mark: Hey bill have you read 50 shades of grey?
Bill: No when I'm horny I watch porn...

by AlexRainbows October 30, 2012

50 Shades of Gay

When something is so gay (here meaning 'awful') that it cannot be defined in terms of anything other than the most awful thing to happen to literature this century.

Most often applied to books, bookish people or book-related things.

Louise: Did you read that poem Martin sent you?
Una: Yeah, it was 50 shades of gay.

by Richard Brook July 5, 2012

aviators [pimp shades]

one of the most badass style of sunglasses there are. uses for dudes include:
1)hiding ur state of stoned or drunk that would normally show in your pupils
2)checkin out chicks without being noticed due to the common mirrored lenses
3)lookin like a pimp in general

dude those aviators pimp shades are filthy

by ginger rocker October 29, 2008

Shutter Shades

Plastic, usually bright-colored sunglasses with horizontal plastic strips where the lenses would be, thus giving the effect of a shutter while defeating the purpose of sunglasses. Shutter shades were debuted by Kanye West.

I was so excited when I bought a pair of shutter shades on sale, until I realized that there was nowhere I could wear them to.

by Okaytosuck October 27, 2008