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Seaford

A town in England that has just one little club called 'the trek' commonly used by sluts to 'get there freak on' with the very un-hot guys. Only consists of charity shops and cafes, Chavs and its worst feature being vale road or chyngton!
'hey man where u out 2night?'
'The trek dude'
*hangs up

-seaford-
by Christiee. January 27, 2008
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seaford oyster bay expressway (135)

one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008
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seaford

a pussy ass neighborhood where white people think their black wtf is that about.....

also see massapequa farmingdale amittyville
seaford is a pussy ass neighborhood
by ...................... March 26, 2005
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Sea Food Salad

N. The anal secretions of small dogs often smelling like Fish bait or Chum. Fucking Gross!!
God Damn dog scooted her ass on the blanket and it smells like Sea Food Salad.. Fuck!!
by C.A. November 13, 2006
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Seafoon

Someone who ditchs people a lot
Don't be his friend, he's a Seafoon
by h.crmnl June 5, 2017
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seaford, VA

This is the most redneck town in VA.
All boys talk about on the bus is what wheels they put on their 4 wheelers and the girls either don't have any fashion sense at all and just wear stinky t shirts and jeans or they're wiggers or they don't bathe and always smell really bad.
Being a prep at heart and not being able to go all the way with in this town is very heartbreaking. For example if I wore a pair of capris with whales embroidered on them, every kid in my school would make fun of me.
It is so sad.
These people are also very mean.
They can't try to be sophisticated at all. Again, I cry to myself. I swear, I am living in the wrong place. I should be living in williamsburg, VA, which is the best town in the country, not to mention the world!!

But yes seaford is a place where people always talk about going to the huge Baptist church, even when they're not Baptist, just so they can hear the latest gossip.
It is also a place where there are the popular cheerleaders and losers, goths, exc., but it is not sophisticated enough to have real preps (which is so sad!)

It is also a place where people hang out at the Seaford Country Market, which is owned by a fat, arrogant man who has a fat arrogant son who rides my bus and always pushes me out of his way when I'm in his flipping (excuse my french) way!
Boy 1: Are goin' to the Cu'ntry market tonight?

Girl 1: Yeah, baby. I'll be there. Are ya gonna bring yo fo' wheela?!

Boy 1: Yeah, and we'll go ridin' through Seafo'd on it.

Girl 1: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Yeah!
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Seaford Jacuzzi

When you're into the daughter, but it turns out the daughter and the mother have a close relationship and the mother gives you the inside details on the daughter to get you across the line.
Toby got into that Seaford Jacuzzi again and now he is dating Tabitha after her mother called him
by CamelBlue March 17, 2022
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