Plastic scouser

A wannabe scouser that usually has thick black eyebrows to cover her massive forehead. She will usually smoke with her one friend outside Aldi to try and ‘look hard’ they tend to have bad commitment issues and get ‘pissed’ off when they don’t get what they want

Omg have you see her eyebrows she must be a plastic scouser

by R1ley January 9, 2019

Sweating like a scouser in Dixons

what one does when it's fucking hot!

Fuck me it's so hot I'm sweating like a scouser in Dixons

by eddie23 August 6, 2003

Scousers lunch

A scousers dinner is commonly used to describe roadkill

Wow that flattened rat would make a great scousers lunch

by Mcfc93:20 July 3, 2020

Scousers

Really daft people
Don't deserve opinions

Those bloody scousers man. Dumbasses

by Only speak facts guy May 1, 2020

Scousers

People from Liverpool. Often known for their accents and honestly scaring the shit out of everyone else in the UK or having the most chavy women.A secondary location to find them is in north wales in caravan sites

P1:Look at that man over their..he’s a proper Scouser
P2:the accent gives it away
P1:I mean we are in wales..these Scousers are everywhere

by Literallynotalegand August 13, 2023

Scouser

One who complains endlessly about footballing injustices whilst feigning amnesia about the times it worked out pretty well for them

(See also liVARpool)

Seen all over the internet, a poor scouser crying "I want the game replayed because we didn't get an offside decision - what replay the Champions League final? - that was different"

by NotAManc October 3, 2023

Scouser

Ur a part of the community, u are one of us.

Yesss then laa, scouser you

by Littleworldie July 3, 2021