"Sciencestition: a belief or notion, not based on scientific method or knowledge, but rather the blind acceptance of theories, from certain fraternal 'scientists' that drink each other's proverbial bathwater."
The bloodletting of George Washington for ''inflammatory quinsy,'' a severe infection of the throat, was a sciencestition commonly practiced by doctors in 1799.
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However, when you are assigned to do a science fair, it allows you to surf the Internet to your heart’s content, though it's not always for your work.
However, when you are assigned to do a science fair, it allows you to surf the Internet to your heart’s content, though it's not always for your work.
Teacher: Well, it seems that you guys considered this amount of HW is too much, how about doing a science fair?
Students: Nooooooooo!
Teacher: But your whole HW will be exempted if you guys do it. Want to give it a try? (smile)
Students (shouting in mind): Noway! Apparently you know nothing about the goddamn science fair......Do your research!
Students: Nooooooooo!
Teacher: But your whole HW will be exempted if you guys do it. Want to give it a try? (smile)
Students (shouting in mind): Noway! Apparently you know nothing about the goddamn science fair......Do your research!
by Sherlock Eurus January 11, 2020
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Earth Science is the subject that nobody and I mean nobody likes. Instead everyone is on their phone, asleep, or they don't give a shit. Earth Science is usually taught by a teacher who thinks it is the most important thing ever needed when in reality you don't need it to complete anything in life. For homework usually you get 4 packets for homework and it is all due next class. No one loves earth science and those who say they do are lairs and you should never trust them
Ex 1:
Billy: Oh shit, I forgot to do my Earth Science homework!
Sarah: Don't worry, no one gives a shit about that class
Ex 2:
Billy: Shit we have fucking earth science
Sarah: here is a gun, you know what to do
Billy: Oh shit, I forgot to do my Earth Science homework!
Sarah: Don't worry, no one gives a shit about that class
Ex 2:
Billy: Shit we have fucking earth science
Sarah: here is a gun, you know what to do
by Rocketshroom February 16, 2018
Get the Earth Science mug.The top science which you choose in the HSC if you want to learn about The Rock as well as learn bits of physics, chemistry and biology. Otherwise known as Earth & Environmental Science it is a subject where you catch up with the latest gossip in the school, vent all your frustrations and do your online shopping.
Field trips include dumpster diving at school to learn about waste management, swimming in the creek, attending climate protests and going on trips to Hawaii and Vegas if your teacher is rich enough to own 3 investment houses. If she owns less then a trip to Uluru would suffice.
Field trips include dumpster diving at school to learn about waste management, swimming in the creek, attending climate protests and going on trips to Hawaii and Vegas if your teacher is rich enough to own 3 investment houses. If she owns less then a trip to Uluru would suffice.
Stanley: I heard there's beef in the staffroom
Rock Science Teacher: Beef is unsustainable.
Stanley: I need to take a shit
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: You don't need to tell me!
Stanley: I'm gonna need wipes.
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: Wipes kill the environment!
Stanley: hELLo MS MeAd dO yOu HaVE aNY WiPes?
Rock Science Teacher: Beef is unsustainable.
Stanley: I need to take a shit
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: You don't need to tell me!
Stanley: I'm gonna need wipes.
rock science Teacher Rebreb Rock: Wipes kill the environment!
Stanley: hELLo MS MeAd dO yOu HaVE aNY WiPes?
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The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.
The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.
I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science
I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates
I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science
I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates
I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science
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Get the science class mug.Troll Science or Troll Physics is a way to piss off anal science people by using commonly known science theories and twisting them into senseless money making / world changing / problem solving ideas that can only be known as trolling. Followed by a taunt to a known figure of that subject.
Science: A source of clean energy to fuel cars is not yet found.
Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?
Troll Science: Simply place a magnet in front of cars with a magnet in front of it (use additional magnets for additional speed) Clean energy found! Sell patent right to all car company and make infinite money, solve Global Warming. U jelly, Henry Ford? Problem, Al Gore?
by CSCC January 26, 2011
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