Pounded her like a piece of schnitzel

To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.

Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?

Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.

by Garage Dweller1 September 30, 2009

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

Krusty Schnitzel

THE FUCKING SEXY BEAST OF YOUTUBE. his peen is bigger than a normal male human. HE LOVE HIS BLUE WII!
GO SUBSCRIBE OR YOU HAVE A SMALL PEEN.

wanking noises*

Person :1 HAVE YOU WATCHED THE NEW BILLIE JEAN PART 2

Person :2 UMMMMMMM IM NOT FUCKING STUPID DUMBASS

Person :3 ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRUSTY SCHNITZEL OMG I WANK TO HIM.

by I LOVE KRUSTY SCHNITZEL June 6, 2019

Schnitzel Cock

A phrase meaning crush it, don’t take shit from anyone and don’t take advice from anyone who has less money than you.

Wake up and Schnitzel Cock it today boys.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

Schnitzel Wurst

The act of interrupting the intercourse, which takes place in a sandy area (I.e beach, playground etc), in order to coat the genitals of the male in sand and then continue the coitus.

George 22

"I like long walks on the beach after giving the good ol' schnitzel wurst"

by The good listener July 27, 2019

Green Schnitzel

Using a cooked sausage as a cannabis pipe.

Bro 1- This family BBQ is cool.

Bro 2- Yeah man, I just toked up a green schnitzel.

by Kuruptos December 24, 2014

nonshit schnitzeled

To be denied, or robbed, of your ultimate expectation.

Jenny, I thought our date night at binkies would serve us oktoberfest jaeger schnitzel, but instead we had a salad and all you did was kiss me. You nonshit schnitzeled me.

by el capitano! October 4, 2018