sappum

When someone is dirty and sticky and generally just stupid

My teenage sister is just an ungrateful sappum

by Mamasliltard March 17, 2015

Sapture

Noun
(Combination of sap and capture.)
A person, place, or thing which sucks something up.

"My ex-boyfriend was terrible. He was like a sapture of all my positive energy."

"We should fire Johnny. He's the sapture of good ideas."
"Elizabeth is so beautiful. She's the sole sapture of my thoughts."

by mysterysalmon May 16, 2016

sapunaru

Sapunaru isn't easily defined. Sapunaru is. What does this mean? We, mere humans, can imagine him like a "god", but he is above all of it, he just is. He can be revealed, by drawing him in any surface in any material. By doing this, we aren't drawin him, but we are "unveileing a curtain" so to say. He is always there, in any place at any time, and at the same time, he isn't. He isn't nothing, he is nothing, and everything at the same time. Sapunaru is.

Sapunaru was walking in nothing and he touched a speck of dust in his way. The result? The Big Bang.

by David, o profeta Sapunárico November 30, 2016

Sapfest "17"

A term used to proclaim the year of 2017 to pick up the game a whole year long. by going out all weekend.
Usually involves a fair share of alcohol and dirty snitches.

brah: we should step up the game and do a sapfest "17"
brah2: Brah, you're on to something here

by Sapfest "17" February 16, 2017

saputchka

A saputchka is a lower level roadman these roadmen often cannot afford a Ralph Lauren cap or fake Nike huraches to go with there pack that can't fit anything init other than a shank

He's such a saputchka his huraches are fake

by Callumbrewer10 March 5, 2017

Sayfun

An uknown species on this planet that like to scream and shout for no reason. Apparently it has big eyes but is constantly half open. It also has a link to the monkey species.

I saw a sayfun in the drain

by Nyetnyet April 24, 2018

sapounzis

The dankest man alive. A sapounzis is a sex GOD. His dick is always over a foot long.

"Damn son, look at that dick, he must be a sapounzis."

by Biggest Dick Boi February 6, 2018