Nucko Sammich

A term of endearment intended to bring a smile to those that continue to put up with your crap. Heard most often when the speaker is drunk or just lazy, or some combination of the two. Often confused with knuckle sammich or knuckle sandwich.

Hey sonny, why don't you bring me another beer or I'll ring up your friend Nucko Sammich.

Hey Nucko (Sammich), give your daddy a smooch or I'll introduce you to your namesake.

by Dr. Combs2 July 14, 2009

Dirty Sammich

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.

Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.

by cosmovern September 9, 2010

ham sammich

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.

See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.

by Tank Girl January 1, 2009

Elbow Sammich

repeated elbow strikes to a grounded opponent.

you better defend the takedowns or you're gonna eat some elbow sammiches.

by dontbescaredhomie May 12, 2011

Cock sammich

1) A sandwich containing a penis
2) An exclamation, best used when something would be called gay.

1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!

by KintarosTiger November 15, 2009

Muff Sammich

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.

She would be a good Muff Sammich

by muff mann October 28, 2003

PBC SAMMICH

Peanut-butter and clitoris sandwich. Very delicious.

THAT WAS A GREAT PBC SAMMICH I HAD FOR LUNCH.

by PBC MAN July 27, 2010