Sammich Hands

invented by Mike Reed. A fat bitches large hands, built for sandwich consumption

That bitch got sammich hands

by Mykreed September 10, 2011

Dirty Sammich

When the guy making your sandwich stares at your ass the entire time he makes it.

Fuckin' Quiznos guy blatently stared at my ass the entire time he was making my sandwich. He can't even try to be discreet? Geez. I feel like I got a dirty sammich now.

by cosmovern September 9, 2010

ham sammich

Used to describe an attractive individual, particularly a woman.

See Megan over there? Now that is one fine ham sammich.

by Tank Girl January 1, 2009

Elbow Sammich

repeated elbow strikes to a grounded opponent.

you better defend the takedowns or you're gonna eat some elbow sammiches.

by dontbescaredhomie May 12, 2011

Cock sammich

1) A sandwich containing a penis
2) An exclamation, best used when something would be called gay.

1) What is the best kind of sammich? A cock sammich, of course.
2) COCK SAMMICH! I BIT MY TONGUE AGAIN!

by KintarosTiger November 15, 2009

Muff Sammich

When three homosapiens engage in sexual intercourse. Usually when the female is intertwined between the two males.

She would be a good Muff Sammich

by muff mann October 28, 2003

PBC SAMMICH

Peanut-butter and clitoris sandwich. Very delicious.

THAT WAS A GREAT PBC SAMMICH I HAD FOR LUNCH.

by PBC MAN July 27, 2010