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menus-and-water restaurant

A poorly managed restaurant that is understaffed or has poorly trained waitstaff, such that you get a menu and maybe some water, but they forget you exist after that.
OK, it's been 20 minutes since we got our menu... and no food. This place is a menus-and-water restaurant. Let's bail for some Taco Bell.
by Path June 5, 2007
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restau-rant

Are you finished with your restau-rant? I get it, we're outta here. Let's pay the check and leave.
by Ae5Ea8 February 1, 2015
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Restaurant Quality Ho

A highly bangable woman...or a very attractive piece of ass.
While some of her friends are nasty looking, Tina is a restaurant quality ho!
by The CZar April 20, 2006
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Restaurant Box

The styrofoam box you order when you can't finish your meal at a restaurant.
Person: Aw man, I'm really full.
Waiter: Would you like a restaurant box to put your food in?
Person: Yes thank you.
by Reginald Dobleginald July 3, 2009
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restart

(v.) To shut down and start again.
I need to restart my computer because it's ghey.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Pasta Rasta

Pasta Rasta is a white individual with dredlocks. The 'Pasta' does not come from a person's hair taking on the appearance of noodles, nor does it imply that the person is of Italian decent; rather, it comes from the root word paste, referring to the subject's pasty white skin.

Rasta comes from the root word Rastafarian...I'm not going to give you the entire Rastafarian Movement run down; if you don't know look it up. Pasta Rasta's know little, if anything, about the Rastafarian movement & culture and are usually just dirty hippies or street rats.

Pasty Rastafarian doesn't have a real nice ring to it so that is where you get the term Pasta Rasta.

The term originated sometime in the early 90's in the bay area where several Pasta Rasta's live and (some times) work (sometimes not so much, with the working and the whole "being a productive member of society" thing)
The smell of patchouli oil, poor choices, and body odor wafted over from the circle of Pasta Rastas beating their bongos in the park.

Since, for white people, the formation of true dreadlocks generally requires a sustained lack of personal grooming, the Pasta Rasta are at an attractiveness disadvantage from the get-go.
by Oneway Wu April 10, 2011
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white rasta

A white rasta is a rasta born in a white mans body. Smoking the ganja, and growing dreds is the way in which they express there inner rastaness. Don't fear the white rasta, they are perfectly harmless, just aproach them and smile (they will share).
Dude, look at that crazy white rasta dance.
by Jamaican rasta numba 2 May 23, 2006
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