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john ritter

The funny dude who played The Father Paul hennessey from 8 Simple Rules. died 9/11/2003
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john will be remembered for his humour -now hes with Tupac - Respec'
by Brother Number One July 8, 2004
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Rutherford

A small town in Bergen County, N.J. Rutherford is the nicer version of East Rutherford. We hate it when you come from your town, and hang out in our downtown. If you live there, chances are you smoke a shitload of weed, amongst other things. I'd have a hard time naming 10 kids who don't do drugs or drink.

You've definitely been to the Wendy's on 17 fucked up, and you probably remember hanging out at the arcade before it closed down. You probably have tons of stories about getting wasted at Wall Field/ Tamblyn Field/ Memorial Field, and you probably remember smoking blunts at Pierrepont School.

Most of the kids in the surrounding towns, get their bud, from somebody who gets it from Rutherford
-"Yo Mike, you know anywhere I can get a bag?"
-"Yeah let me call up some kids from Rutherford"
by =xx March 30, 2008
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Rutherglen

Rutherglen is a small town in North East Victoria and it would be a complete and utter shithole if it weren’t for a few star attractions.

The best fish and chip shop in the world.
The best pie shop in the world.
A good as bakery.
And the pool, even though everyone there is fucking annoying.

The people in Rutherglen can be sorted into 5 main groups:

The Drug addicts: It’s not hard to come across one of these.

The Bogans: They wear singlets, have greasy hair, have an ankle tattoo, are seen constantly smashing a duzza, teeth issues and give their children rat tails

The Kids: The little kids are all assholes and there is no arguing. If you are not a legend, you will go into one of these groups:
Emos

Kids who hang out at the skate park
Kids with rat tails
9-13 year olds who wear tops showing their whole stomach.
Kids who think they can sing, and do so at the fucking shitty ass carols.

The Legends: These are the best people you will ever meet. They will talk like a bogan, but in a better way than a bogan. They are modest and may do some rebel shit but it’s all part of the fun. If you are in their posse you might as well be considered royalty.

Besides all that, it’s home to some good wineries and shops.
“Is he from Rutherglen?” said Joey
Yeah, and he’s a legend,” replies Mikayla
by oofterpoofter January 8, 2019
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Tex Ritter

Hit her, hit her, hit her in the shitter,

like ole Tex Ritter woulda did her!
by johnnymack March 21, 2017
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pulling a ritter

To unhinge your jaw in order to fit more dicks.
Stacy pulled a ritter last night and i heard she got 10 dicks in her mouth at once.

pulling a ritter
by dick mountain jr. jr. April 22, 2010
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rutgers

One freakin' awesome school. Where nobody gives a shit about you, and you don't give a shit about them. Smoke it up, sex it up, and sleep like its nobody's business. Who cares!
Yesterday I got the herpes..from Rutgers!
by wonkabar04 October 1, 2005
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Rutgers

Rutgers is the state University of New Jersey. Just like any other school, it has its ups and downs. 95% of the student population is from New Jersey. If you come to Rutgers to learn, you will be taught well, but if you come to party, you will have a good time, and might not do so well in your classes. Rutgers University (RU) is known for the RU screw, which is how the administration screws over students in almost every department, including housing, academic, and social. The Rutgers football team isnt great, but there is still pride for them. Overall, it wants to be great and tries really hard to do it, but in general is just a typical school.
I dont know where Im going to go to college, so I guess I'll just go to Rutgers
by rutgers student April 13, 2009
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