When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.
Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.
by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014
Get the rusty harpoon mug.Experienced players of the Rusty Trombone have been known to raise the recipient of their ministrations to such a peak of pleasure that they lose control of their bowels and forcefully break wind during orgasm. The resultant blast of gas can be sufficiently forceful to inflate the cheeks of the player mildly reminiscient of the pouched cheeks of Dizzie Gillespie during a performance on a normal metal trombone.
The attempts to rid oneself of the odour and taste together with vocalistaion of rage are thought to be the origins of Scat singing. It is well known people who love Jazz also love to do this sort of thing.
The attempts to rid oneself of the odour and taste together with vocalistaion of rage are thought to be the origins of Scat singing. It is well known people who love Jazz also love to do this sort of thing.
He let go with such a Rusty Gillespie that she scatted for over a minute. What a marvellous improvisation worthy of the master himself...
by ISPENS August 6, 2009
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by Mattastik Four January 12, 2009
Get the Rusty Boner mug.When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010
Get the Rusty Johnathan mug.when you have intercorse with a woman and she is on her period you get blood on your dick and let it dry and your dick looks rusty
by jamesvanderbeak May 15, 2015
Get the rusty gregory mug.When a male is partaking in anal with another man, he finished then pulls out with crusted feces on his penis then the second participant licks the feces off of the first man penis
by ToldYouJack June 17, 2018
Get the Rusty Trigger mug.When an older gentleman has anal intercourse with a younger woman. The woman fondles the mans testicules with one hand, the woman than inserts the index finger on her other hand into the mans anus.
by For TIMMAH! July 26, 2018
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