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Bendy ruler

Kid 1: THE BENDY RULER KEEPS TROLLING MUFFIN RACIST BOY HALO AGAIN!!!
Kid 2: Oh! It’s because he’s in love with him remember?
Kid 3: So true
by 14 y/o ping spoofer May 30, 2022
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Ruler

A device used for measuring, but more efficient at refracting light into your classmate's eyes.
Man, Bob was being so annoying in math class. He was using the ruler to shine light in my eyes.
by Sadistic guy November 12, 2021
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RuLer PS

Sabz mom neesher
by Sharpy iOS November 20, 2021
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Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.
When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.
by Truruuus January 28, 2022
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Ruler Foods

Kroger's shitty knock-off Aldi, but you don't actually save any money. Everyone still leaves their carts in the parking lot and all the staff are still treated like shit. Also, there's a 50% chance someone is smoking meth in the bathroom.
Tyler: Wanna go to Ruler Foods?
Amanda: Fuck no, I don't want to pay for my own fucking bags like some hippie
by BUY THE NERCH! March 5, 2025
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Ruler

Long measure thing. Tend to be used to measure stuff

Its hard plastic with numbers on it
ruler is how to measure your absolute microscopic cock
also To measure your big ass forehead
by leomhm February 6, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Not only is there a new moon on your birthday but your ruler Mercury is strong as well, so expand your horizons and set yourself targets that other people say are beyond you. Nothing is too much for you now and you intend to prove it<.7.9.7.6.>
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