Ruben

ruben is an extreemly clever individual who is known to be ridiculously atractive. He is a fan of cats and has a sensitive element to him which tends to atract the oposite sex. He uses lord of the rings to seduce females

"wow your looking Rubenish today"

by kimlyn:) March 4, 2012

Ruben

He simps alot and just simps cause he heartbroken

Female : you simping?

Ruben : a bitch took my heart and threw it to the floor im simping

by Clout Master October 16, 2017

Ruben Valdez

A nigga that stays swagged the fuck out and never gets caught up in his web of girls but even if he did they'd all be friends and things would continue to go as they have for 17 years which always ends in Ruben's dick getting wet

guy #1: Do you know a guy named Ruben Valdez?
guy #2: Isn't that that one guy that runs shit!?

by notRuben2323 December 11, 2011

Ruben

Ruben is a wonderful but, mysterious guy. He is usually good at soccer and can speak Spanish. He isn't the type to usually talk about girls and stuff like that. He isn't the type to be rude, he's the type to be nice and not rude like everybody else, he'll only be rude if you are to him. He's the popular nice type.

Girl:"Ahh Ruben is so cutee!"

by cceiina May 27, 2018

hey rube

When a fight breaks out between carnies and townies.

Check out that hey rube that just broke out by the ferris wheel.

by Kali Pope October 27, 2006

Rubens Candy

Any general type of marijuana, pot, weed, hydro, chronic, etc.

"You got that Rubens Candy?"
"Grill like got Rubens Candy"

by Rubens Henderson March 24, 2007

Dude Rube

1. To stump an opponent in a bout of verbal tongue bashing.

2. To total out wit your peer to the point were they desire to take their own life to escape their humiliation.

"Went round that Jackie's the other night"
"That cheeky cow, what wis she sayin ta yeh"
"Awe the usual shite. Manged to dude rube the bitch though before I left though."

by dudrube August 20, 2008