Definitions by notRuben2323

Ruben Valdez

A nigga that stays swagged the fuck out and never gets caught up in his web of girls but even if he did they'd all be friends and things would continue to go as they have for 17 years which always ends in Ruben's dick getting wet

guy #1: Do you know a guy named Ruben Valdez?
guy #2: Isn't that that one guy that runs shit!?

Ruben Valdez by notRuben2323 December 11, 2011