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ibc root beer

Amazing at life root beer that comes in a sexual class bottle which makes the already amazing tast all the more delightful.

IBC also make the Cream Soda in the same handy class bottle.
This IBC root beer is very tasty

A&W Root Beer< Mug Root Beer < Barqs Root Beer < IBC Root Beer
by ..::B-Murda::.. June 27, 2006
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Mug root beer

Mug root beer is an amazing soda. Even considered to be the best drink, but is tied with lean, thus nobody is sure which is the best drink. However, they have been wars and conflicts surrounding these two amazing drinks. So people argue that lean wins because it's the first drink to kill people out of its taste and the fact that if purple guy drank it he wouldn't come back in fnaf 26 in a wheelchair.

However, others argue about mug root beer. It was way older than "your mom gay" jokes existed, and the fact it's not actually beer means that anyone can drink it, and the fact it isn't a drug it mans it safe for everyone to drink. They also argue that lean is hard to make and the medience required is rare to find, but if you go to Walmart you just needed to go to the soda aisle and get the mug root beer. It's also cheaper than lean, meaning you can buy more at a cheaper expense.

However, both drinks are unhealthy. With the presence known as "addiction", it makes the user just drink more than the global consumption of bottled water. This led to hundreds if not thousands of deaths around the world. The addiction is now your new overlord, and it shall make you drink the drink you got addicted to.

But here is a new solution,

Why not combine them? Wouldn't that make it better?
MRB Fan: Bro mug root beer is the best drink there ever is!
Lean fan: No lean is you idiot.
The person who tried both of the drinks: They are all equally as good, and better than your silly argument.
by HellInferno March 4, 2022
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rootbeer barrel

an extremely tasty alcoholic conconction which involves pouring beer into a shallow glass then dropping a shot glass filled with rootbeer schnapps into the middle and guzzling it until it is gone.
Drunk: damn im drunk, i just took like 10 rootbeer barrels

Bartender: you are cut off get out of here
by Auneeezy October 10, 2005
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Roomy Durango

A dirty sanchez with a rusty trombone...but in reverse.

It's mystery is only exceeded by its power.
Dude I hear Cav pulled off a Roomy Durango last night...what a badass.
by Captain Carbs April 16, 2007
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Root Punch

When one is punched in the root of ones being. The root being the genitals.
That bitch done fucked up, I'ma give her a root punch!

His nuts hurt after he got a root punch.
by SuperShelman July 28, 2011
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Westfield Root

When one is in a slightly awkward social situation and decides to "break the ice" by asking for a Westfield Root. This is typically positioned strategically in the disabled bathrooms, in the vicinity of the food court at the respective Westfield shopping centre.
Man #1: Ay bae doks, wanna go for a quick Westfield Root?
Woman #1: Sure, I'll meet you down at the disabled bathrooms on Level 1 at 5.30pm
by Makoshark2323 June 5, 2015
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rooted

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy
2. When an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly
3. To engage in sexual activity
4. Extremely Intoxicated
5. To take Root and begin to grow
1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy:
"Hey Johnno - maaaaate, just got home from work.. I'm Rooted"
Chooka: "Hey Davo - wonna go fishing?"
Davo: " No Mate, Just mowed the lawn I'm Rooted"
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly:
"The Car won't start - I think the battery is rooted"
"All i get is blue screens - this computer's Rooted"
3. To engage in sexual activity:
"Did you here that Stevo Rooted Jessica after the christmas party"
"Yep - that was after I Rooted Eunice"
4. Extremely Intoxicated:
"Man I had 12 pints at the royal, then Stan fired up a joint, I was Rooted"
"After downing half a bottle of wild turkey, I was rooted"
"Dude that Rooted Me"
5. 5. To take Root and begin to grow:
"Cool - those cuttings have rooted"
by Arthur Stagg November 1, 2005
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