to Romney 

To defecate in terror

To Romney - What Mitt Romney's dog Seamus did. He was being transported in a cage on the roof of the Romney's car on a long drive to Canada. When brown ooze began running down the side of the car, Romney hosed down the dog and the car and replaced Seamus on the roof.

to Romney by FulhamBoy27 January 27, 2012

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is a modern day real life Uriah Heep

Heep is Charles Dickens character that is notable for his cloying humility, obsequiousness, and insincerity, lying, making frequent references to "his ownumbleness". His name has become synonymous with sycophancy.

Carpet Bagging serial loser Mitt Romney is going to move to Utah just so he can run for the senate. Hillary Clinton is the only other presidential loser that has lowered herself even further into the swamp creature willing to move to any shithole to cherry pick an open senate seat.

Mitt Romney by Trayvon Simpson February 21, 2018

Pulling a Romney

Making up facts to go along with your argument to impress whichever people you are currently speaking in front of that you are on their side.

" Did you hear that douche Tyler pulling a Romney last night? He was eviscerating the military complex all night with those OWS girls and then those two hot soldier babes came in and he was all of the sudden making up stuff about how the military causes more good than harm and how he wishes he could serve. "

Pulling a Romney by rarian rakista October 5, 2012

Telling a Romney 

Untruth; talking shit; lying; deceiving; telling you his Arthur is his Martha but she aint.

My boy said this shit was fire but that nigga be telling a Romney...

Telling a Romney by MattMan65 November 3, 2012

Mitt Romney

A sex act performed by two consenting adults, the "Mitt" sits on the toilet with their legs spread. The "Romney" then proceeds to urinate through the legs of the "Mitt" into the toilet bowl below.

I was surprised that I didn't get piss all over your genitals when we were doing the Mitt Romney last night, Michele Bachmann!

Mitt Romney by pornado August 13, 2012

mitt romney

the only good republican.

I like Mitt Romney.

mitt romney by s.kyle November 17, 2020

Hitt Romney 

(Referencing Utah senator Mitt Romney) when your so screwed by face of evidence, your just hit like a baseball to a mit

Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin is gonna be Hitt Romney once this black DA gets done with the Big Floyd trial and so will the other officers..

Hitt Romney by 2Buk March 29, 2021