Roast

Roast: No, not a turkey roast. A roast is a comeback to some jerk idiot that is rude. And it’s not “u stUPID!1!1!😤” it’s smarter...like mocking someone. You’ll know a roast when you see it. Probably

“HEY BOB GUESS WHAT!!!”
“WHAT?”
“I ROASTED SALLY SOOOOOOO HARD EVERYONE SAID OOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

by DumbDoodle June 11, 2018

the Roast

see also the Force. An undefinable power that permeates all things, living and inanimate. This power allows those who are keenly attuned to it enjoy clarity of thought and reach a level of understanding of the universe beyond empirical observation.

"May the Roast be with you, always."

by Omni November 11, 2003

roast

to screw a woman (one night stand)cheap sex

I went out to roast a pig last night

by sam mirabile September 19, 2008

Roast

noun: stupid, dumb, suckish, complete fail.
verb: to bitch or complain.
Often used as What the Roast?!? (WTR)
Specific to Northern Michigan

noun: Dude! That party was so roast!

verb: Dude! Stop fucking roasting, I am so sick of it!

by Roastface Mcgee November 1, 2008

roast

One of the many euphemisms used to describe withdrawal symtoms from heroin and other opiates.

Deriving from the term cold turkey, to roast is to be 'suffering' from the symptoms of cold turkey.

It had been eight hours since Jon had had his last fix of heroin. He had no more supplies and a cluck was in the post.
He knew it would soon be time for him to roast.

by Jimi p August 15, 2006

roast

to rip a nasty-ass fart

ahhh! victor the wild child just roasted all over my baby!

by Abdominal Adam October 30, 2007

Roast File

An electronic file folder or other compiling containing unflattering videos, photos, Snapchats, texts, etc. of a friend for future roast, embarrassment, or blackmail.

*Takes picture of friend sleeping with mouth wide open* "I'll add this to my roast file." *Cackles*

by restrainyourself May 12, 2016