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rittach

This person is a very loud person, but not in a bad way. They are always full of energy, when when they are tired. Most of the time, they will always be by your side. They do not hesitate to say their thoughts, and they will defend their opinion. Keep them as your best friend, cause they will never, NEVER betray you.
Rittach your so funny...
by lilyimai December 7, 2020
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Rhett Caan

This is from Rick and Morty. A man made of pure meta- wait.. this has been done before.
Rhett Caan: It is and always has been.. now.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 19, 2022
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Rhett

A dangerous teacher-like creature that imitates a real history teacher, he will show the class trauma-inducing footage/pictures such as medieval dicks therefore getting the real teacher fired.
Mr.Johnson was recently fired because a Rhett imitated him and did unforgivable acts as him.
by sumsarious the III February 12, 2023
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rhett

(Noun) some body who just gets no play, women run and hide when he walks in the room. a rhett is the kind of guy you never want at the function
Synonym: chick repellent ; Bitch ass lah boy;
look at rhett scaring da hoez again, somebody get this nigga bruh

When that boy rhett talks to me it turns to the sahara desert in my kitty girl I sweadagawd
by bigjohnsonhaver May 4, 2023
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delaney ritter

The hottest girl in school that any one would fall for. Smart gorgeous and good looking.
Hey I heard your going out with Delaney Ritter.
by sharkawesome176 February 14, 2017
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Paul Ritter

The best person in British acting for non marvel things he was a legend mainly known for Friday night dinner played Martin goodman and he had 2 sons Adam and Johnny along with his wife Jackie however like all the greats he was gone to soon rip paul Ritter
Joshua: hey do you want to watch Friday night dinner

Kian: is that the show with Paul Ritter in it?

Joshua: yea mate he is fucking funny
by Paul Ritter fan April 7, 2021
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Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.
"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."
by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023
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