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by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
Get the Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.mug. A great sexer and every girl dreams of having children with him. Unfortunately his motto is to ejaculate and evacuate. He is jesus he is half the populations father. EVEN LANA RHOADES SON
by Lord Jitquuad May 25, 2022
Get the Esteban Reyesmug. by Maria5 March 14, 2017
Get the joseivan reyesmug. Faded washed hoodie typically comes in black, dark grey, olive green, and coyote brown/ dunkel braun colors.
Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.
Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.
Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Reyes hoodie is very edgy in design “edgy as fuck” as Reyes himself would say. It contains graphic images of human bones such as skulls, and middle fingers. Other notable prints are wings, crosses, tombstones, demons and inappropriate words like “FUCK YOU NIGGA” & “FUCK SLAVEMASTER”. These prints are so edgy and scary that even the devil himself trembles in fear.
Often worn by edgy teenagers who come home high fight with their dad on a random Taco Tuesday.
Reyes hoodies are is not just regular drip its a lifestyle and looks good on your IG profile. It attracts the el puzz (el peso huzz). However it’s a double edged sword because the sheer amount of dark power held in the Reyes hoodie corrupts every girl’s heart leading to a never ending cycle of unhappiness and swing shifts.
Example 1
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.
Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.
Example 2
Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
Josh: Yo is this hoodie from zoomies tuff asf or what?
Reyes: yea nigga this is that Reyes hoodie that’s gonna scare the IG huzz away.
Josh: I have to buy this then.
Example 2
Mr. JD: ey Reyes, it’s December, where’s your cold weather protective gear?
Reyes: Nigga please, shut the fuck up, I’m wearing this Reyes hoodie and this weather is nothing compared to the cold darkness inside me.
Example 2
Mr. QA: boy, why is your shitmobile meltmaxxing with all your shredded tires?!!!
ART: hey chatty, hop off my dick nigga. look at this Reyes hoodie I’m wearing. Shredded tires is part of the Reyes hoodies lifestyle because I’m so edgy
Mr. QA: you might get into a car accident but at least you got that Reyes hoodie on.
by Calf slicer August 13, 2025
Get the Reyes hoodiemug. Arguably one of the best player in the NBA along with Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan and Michael Jordan. Has an uncanny talent for taking control of a game with one of his jaw dropping dunks, drives through the lane, or turn-around jumpshots. He also has a knack for making his teammates better, something Kobe doesn't do. By acclamation, Vin Reyes is the greatest basketball player of all time.
After retiring from basketball, he turned his attention to golf and immediately fell inlove with the sport. It didn't take long before Vin Reyes became an elite golfer and now experts are saying that he is on his way to becoming the greatest golfer of all time.
After retiring from basketball, he turned his attention to golf and immediately fell inlove with the sport. It didn't take long before Vin Reyes became an elite golfer and now experts are saying that he is on his way to becoming the greatest golfer of all time.
by vinrey0609 November 17, 2023
Get the Vin Reyesmug. by Svnflovver June 21, 2019
Get the Brice Reyesmug.