You may say that when someone resembles Peyton Manning and has a receding hairline which will fully diminish when he or she reaches to be 25 years old.
Person:Today I saw a kid with a receding hairline.
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
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A stupid of stupidities. LOUD. Scavenges off peoples food, especially 🍟 and emotions. Rich and denies it constantly. Bad breath. Is the human version of a vulture.
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A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Reyes". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find Reyes don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
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