RetroSent

RetroSent is a compound of two words: retroactive consent. This can happen when you penetrate while she's distracted by, say, reading a book or doing a jigsaw puzzle, but while you're in there she appreciates it.

Hey bro I heard you entered her while she was taking her calculus midterm. Is she gonna press charges?

Nah man don't worry about it I got that RetroSent

by Inthebuttahhhhhhhh May 10, 2016

Retrosvinet

The phamous youtuber, mostly know for his Jesus-like appearance and upholstery skills

Did you see that guy?! He is Retrosvinet!

by TThorsager January 20, 2017

retrospective rek

When you think of an amazing comeback, but it's like 3 hours after you had the conversation for it

Ah damn, I could've just told him "well at least my mother isn't a whore." Now it's just a retrospective rek

by SMLJRON July 25, 2018

retrostitute

1) A person who complains loudly after getting fucked, in the hopes that their complaints will result in payment of some sort.

2) An attention whore.

A prostitute gets paid before the act. A retrostitute tries to get paid after the act.

by Royston Lodge September 20, 2018

retrointerp

When a word or phrase is redefined after the fact with a meaning not intended in its original context.

They retrointerped "cherry chapstick" a year after the lyrics were released.

by Drest February 16, 2019

retrosext

Sexting in the style of historical role play.

M: Would you care to sext, good lady?
F: Yes, but only as Victorians.

M: Ah, a Retrosext!

by ProfessorRobot January 24, 2019

retrovision

Synonym for hindsight 20/20

Looking back at decisions made in the past with the benefit of a more experienced perspective.

Retrovision is most often experienced in the wake of a “YOLO” decision.

“In retrovision I don’t know why I thought it was a good idea to eat split pea soup the day before my surgery. It gives me horrible gas.”

by Jake the Sun God February 8, 2019