restarvation

n. When someone becomes mentally retarded by starving theirselves of their favorite foods, typically from fast food restaraunts.

bob: "what the hell is wrong with joe? he's just not himself anymore.."

bill: "he's trying to recover from a severe case of restarvation."

by grandfather4 November 4, 2010

Retardatious

If something you are doing is retarded then it is Retardatious.

You: Why are you wearing a Thomas the Tank Engine costume.
Me: Because its Retardatious

by Heyitzimy April 7, 2019

returdation

Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.

During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.

by DB Wyld April 22, 2021

retardational

More than just retarded,the escence of retardation.

Man did you see that new movie?It was simply RETARDATIONAL!!!!!I felt like puking!!!!Seriously,where is hollywood headed???

by ACkiddo February 1, 2008

Mental Retardation

What Joe Biden obviously suffers from. Some people say that he has declined with age, but this is only half true, because the truth is that Joey was always a bit slow.

Guy1: Yo I think Joe Biden has the mental retardation.
Guy2: Duh?

by Icy Wyte June 30, 2022

wake-up retardation

A condition in which a person does, says, or thinks stupid things because he has just woken up and is not fully functional yet.

I accidentally put toothpaste on my washcloth because I was suffering from wake-up retardation.

by Mr. Sneakers September 21, 2009

Genital Retardation Syndrome

When your dick spins like the blades of a helicopter.

1: Dude, you just slapped me with your dick!
2: Sorry man, Genital Retardation Syndrome.
2: Ah, k. It's cool

by brutald January 10, 2008