Half Retarded

A person whose brain only has half of all functionality leaving them retarded in the other half. Still can be reffered to as Retards

Hank: you Retarded
Nathan: Nah I is Half Retarded

by Dolan the Duck June 1, 2018

Retarded

Synonym for delayed, generally used when referring to ignition times of car engines.

Also the #1 trigger word in social media for some reason, even though worse and more unambiguously derogatory words exist, such as nigger, and most people use it to just colloquially describe something bullshit, you know, WITHOUT making fun of the mentally disabled.

Facebook user 1: Have you heard about the mayor's decision to raise taxes for low-income families?
Facebook user 2: Yeah, ruining chances of those who hardly had any to start with? That's just retarded.
Autistic person:
Random Canadian girl: TRIGGERED

by Someone32143214 November 4, 2019

Retarded Shark

A dance move in which you put your right wrist over your left wrist. Your left hand is facing towards you, but your right hand is facing away from you. and you sing. It is sung in the tune of the baby shark song. When singing you bend your wrists.

A great way to break Awkward Silences.

Everyone: **Awkward silence**
You: Retarded Shark do do do do do *repeats*

by yourmatha July 4, 2011

retardoglyphics

The handwriting of a retard

Wow! Pat sure has some shitty handwriting, it looks like retardoglyphics!

by Deerslayer1969 December 16, 2013

Lady Retarded

When you have problems talking to or engaging with women. Or once you do talk to a girl, you end up screwing it up by doing all the wrong things.

"That dude doesn't get any bitches, he's lady retarded."

"His lady retarded ass is going to be single forever!"

by Cyberumor January 14, 2014

Illegally Retarded

A person who has no debilitating mental problems, yet still doesn't grasp reality or utilize common sense, even though a wealth of knowledge (the internet) is at their fingertips.

"Emmy thinks if she isn't attracted to someone who hits on her, then it's technically rape. That girl's illegally retarded."

by Iscariom June 6, 2014

Directionally Retarded

A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.

Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded

by LemonZest June 19, 2016