occurs after one has beaten off or 'masturbated'. Its the feeling of strong regret and longing to take back what you have just done. You feel dirty and cheap, also sort of like an animal.feeling is stronger after every wank that day, your body resets after midnight. It soon passes and you return to your normal sex hungary self. It plays no part in deciding wheather to wank or not as this horrible feeling is no match for cumming.
*At Toms house. Tom leaves the room for 1-2 minutes*
tom: you alright daz?
dario: *weeping* no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don't get-- what the fuck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate wankers remorse
tom: its on the fucking t.v as well, you prick
dario: im so sorry
tom: *looking pissed* its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake
tom: you alright daz?
dario: *weeping* no of course not, why do i do it? i feel so dirty!
tom: what? why?
dario: im no better than an animal!
tom: huh, i don't get-- what the fuck is that on my carpet?
dario: sorry mate wankers remorse
tom: its on the fucking t.v as well, you prick
dario: im so sorry
tom: *looking pissed* its fair enough. i once phoned samaritans after a double holiday handshake
by dazzz December 20, 2006
Get the wankers remorsemug. After I submitted one or two words, I suffered from poster's remorse- now I'd like to remove them and I don't know how
by Meadow Soprano November 9, 2005
Get the poster's remorsemug. Girl 1: I put in my application at the office and now I feel like ass.
Girl 2: Ah, you have applicant's remorse.
Girl 2: Ah, you have applicant's remorse.
by accusingeyes July 31, 2010
Get the Applicant's Remorsemug. Biden's Remorse is the same thing as buyer's remorse, except instead of regretting the purchase they are regretting the votes they casted.
by Odd_James January 25, 2021
Get the Biden's Remorsemug. When sending an email, the gut-wrenching feeling of guilt after clicking send. Can be caused by inappropriate or overly emotional content, or just embarrassing spelling or grammatical errors. Such content may be the result of intoxication, but the terrible feeling is more likely to occur when one is sober.
Girl A: I just emailed my ex-boyfriend a poem about how much I still love him....AND I just noticed I used the wrong form of there/their!
Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse
Girl B: That is some serious emailer's remorse
by BethBethBethBethBethBeth November 29, 2011
Get the Emailer's Remorsemug. Blowers Remorse is the after math of an 8 ball + bad judgment.
a. After a night of wacking down fat lines you decide it’s a good idea to bang the first person that answers your call. (this person may or may not be from the personals section of the village voice)
b.Your 50 piece runs out so you call your connect only to find out you blew through your savings account and now need to manually blow your dealer for a 20.
c.You accidently switch your bag of soft with your friends bag of hard- 3 days later you wake up in a jail cell with an unidentifiable rash around your mouth.
d.After a night of cooking up your own shit you decide to call your ex for a late night rendezvous, only to realize you have just asked your current girlfriend to come by take it in the can and promise not to tell your girl about this.
a. After a night of wacking down fat lines you decide it’s a good idea to bang the first person that answers your call. (this person may or may not be from the personals section of the village voice)
b.Your 50 piece runs out so you call your connect only to find out you blew through your savings account and now need to manually blow your dealer for a 20.
c.You accidently switch your bag of soft with your friends bag of hard- 3 days later you wake up in a jail cell with an unidentifiable rash around your mouth.
d.After a night of cooking up your own shit you decide to call your ex for a late night rendezvous, only to realize you have just asked your current girlfriend to come by take it in the can and promise not to tell your girl about this.
1
“ Damn I wacked down a 8 ball to the face, got so horny I ran to the deli and called an asian tranny from the village voice”- coke head
“dude, that sounds like a personal problem, but I have tickets to the benfica game can you come”-pedro
“no I have an appointment at the clinic my ass is on fire”- coke head
“I can borrow my grandmas donut for you”-pedro
“im never doing coke again”-coke head
“dude sounds like you got a case of blowers remorse”-pedro
2
"Fuck the bags dry"- Antonio
"dude just call your guy with the 50's"- drew
"hes on his way give me some paper"-Antonio
"i only have 15"-drew
"i guess your going to have to take one for the team" antonio"
"why me, my ass still hurts from thursday"-drew
"because its my connect"- antonio
"i cant believe i let him cum in my mouth"-drew
"this is good shit you wont taste anything in 2 minutes good team work"-antonio
"i cant believe i have taken it this far"- drew
"dude calm down what are you having an episode of blowers remorse"-antonio
"fuck this is good shit"-drew
“ Damn I wacked down a 8 ball to the face, got so horny I ran to the deli and called an asian tranny from the village voice”- coke head
“dude, that sounds like a personal problem, but I have tickets to the benfica game can you come”-pedro
“no I have an appointment at the clinic my ass is on fire”- coke head
“I can borrow my grandmas donut for you”-pedro
“im never doing coke again”-coke head
“dude sounds like you got a case of blowers remorse”-pedro
2
"Fuck the bags dry"- Antonio
"dude just call your guy with the 50's"- drew
"hes on his way give me some paper"-Antonio
"i only have 15"-drew
"i guess your going to have to take one for the team" antonio"
"why me, my ass still hurts from thursday"-drew
"because its my connect"- antonio
"i cant believe i let him cum in my mouth"-drew
"this is good shit you wont taste anything in 2 minutes good team work"-antonio
"i cant believe i have taken it this far"- drew
"dude calm down what are you having an episode of blowers remorse"-antonio
"fuck this is good shit"-drew
by lil dove November 17, 2011
Get the Blowers Remorsemug. by Jkjrngn August 2, 2023
Get the Byard's Remorsemug.