Releasing the chocolate hostages

To take a shit....even though you are leaving it.

Be right back! I have to go negotiate in releasing the chocolate hostages.

by muff man October 2, 2003

reading the bible

The term "reading the bible" refers to any situation that is bad, illegal, or just naughty like sex or drugs.

You and your friends are smoking pot in your room. Your mom knocks on the door and asks what your doing in there. You respond "reading the bible!"

You and your friend are talking in study hall and you are asked "So what did you and Joe do last night?" you respond "oh, ya know, we um... read the bible out loud to eachother." When really you fucked like bunnies.

by xShannonx July 16, 2008

golf roading

To take a golf cart off roading into the woods or sand traps while playing a round of golf.

Jesse got kicked off the golf course because he drank too many beers and decided to go golf roading through the woods.

by Adam aka "Wojo" April 23, 2007

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

take a reading

(verb) to take a reading is to check out a particular situation in a small way, in order to get an accurate idea of someone's character, usually for the future when the stakes may be higher. The person who is curious may do this deliberately -- or accidentally, for example by observing how a certain person treats others.

Friend #1: "Should I loan Alex my car?"
Friend #2: "Didn't you take a reading last year, when he borrowed your bike and returned it all beat up?"
OR
Friend #3: "Yeah, David definitely seemed like the man of my dreams, but I had to take a reading when he was rude to our waitstaff."
Friend #4: "OMG, how pathetic!"

by liv4mntns October 28, 2009

cold reading

The art of fishing for information, while leaving the person being fished thinking that you gave _them_ the information.

As used by phony TV "psychics"

I used to think John edwards was Psychic, but no I realise that he was cold reading all along.

by I know! February 8, 2004

The person who's reading this

A person who has low self esteem, is lonely , and doesn't understand shit they are learning/learned in school. Also they suck but thats okay because I suck too so we can be buddies who suck ig.

Oh also they keep trying to get word of the day on here but keep failing . It'll work out one day buddy. You'll figure life out

oh look its the person who's reading this

by theunfunnycomedian April 13, 2021