sac rewire

Another term for a Vasectomy

Yo Dawg, you's gots too many chittren's...you mos' definately need a sac rewire!

by jwhawor October 18, 2006

obsessive refreshing

refreshing a web page every few seconds waiting for something new to appear. i.e. a new message.

Anthony - Hey you obsessive refreshing your myspace again?
Jeff - Yeah im waiting for a message from my friend to pop up.

by B.J.C. September 7, 2007

smot reference

when someone makes a reference to smotrofg

smot coin (smot reference)

by smotwoman69 April 21, 2022

401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan

Turn 18. Make a back injury/psychiatric disability claim with SSI. Sell weed and narcotics out of you trailer for extra income. Treat the emergency room like a doctors' office for your many abscesses you will get from injecting drugs. Have many kids you can't afford for the tax advantages. Never work, act entitled the rest of your life while taxpayers with real jobs support your lifestyle. Oh, and have a bunch of tattoos but claim your afraid of needles when it's time to get a life saving antibiotic IV while on vacation in the Hyatt ..(the hospital).......

Hey Craig, hows Matt doing these days? I think hes been working on his 401(A) : The Appalachian retirement plan.

by BLACKHEATHER December 19, 2018

.44 Magnum Retirement Plan

When you fail to save and invest enough money for retirement and grow too old or get sick and can no longer work to earn money to maintain the lifestyle you are accustomed to. The .44 Magnum Retire Plan may be an option for you! Just place a loaded, high powered firearm to the side of your head or in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your retirement worries will disappear in an instant!

Clarence: “Hey Lance, how is your retirement portfolio looking?”.
Lance: “It’s strong to quite strong”.
Clarence: “Nice! You must have gotten in early on some wireless I.P.O.’s and made a killing!”.
Lance: “No. Truth be told, I haven’t saved or invested shit towards retirement. I’m 68 now and in failing health. I’m on the .44 Magnum Retirement Plan!”.

by E. Barlow June 22, 2021

hella retired

Phrase used to describe a retired person that is able to do things that only someone with time on their hands does or can do.

Hecka retired is used when more appropriate.

Grandma: I baked your three dozen cookies and some for your friends too, Johnny!
Johnny: Damn, Grandma, you're hella retired!

by Nigga Chris April 7, 2009

Refresh

Relax; Chill out; Calm Down

Kid 1: I have a test tomorrow and I'm so stressed and I don't know what to do-

Kid 2: Dude! Refresh, seriously!

by CarMay November 6, 2010