The redneck fuck boy exhibits many of the same characteristics as the run of the mill fuck boy does. These include their endless quest for pictures of naked genitals(male or female) and their similarly endless quest to have sex with said genitals. They flex ALWAYS and are turned on by just about anything. The thing that distinguishes the redneck fuck boy is his incessant love of dirt, trucks, beer, and cow udders. Living predominantly on farms the redneck fuck boy is exposed to many more ways to piss people off than the average fuck boy and you can bet he takes full advantage. Global warming is a myth, Trump is the supreme overlord of the world and country music might as well be the national anthem. Overall, the redneck fuck boy's main goal is to piss off anything and everything but his current sexual conquest and his horse waiting in the woods if the current conquest should go airy. If ever in the presence of one you will most likely know based on your level of disdain for them, as soon as you start thinking OJ Simpson isn't really that bad of a guy in comparison you are most definitely in the presence of the elusive but not quite elusive enough redneck fuck boy.
This redneck fuck boy asked me to have sex with him on the bed of his truck tonight while his friends watch.
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doing redneck shit on redneck Wednesday (blowing a fuckin car up with tannerite ( a substance that makes shit go boom ) and doing bad ass redneck shit on Wednesday)
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Once again David sneaked out of Brookline to enjoy some Redneck Benny in Dorchester before his Hebrew lessons.
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Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!
Given the lack of snow and elevation change in the South, Rednecks had to improvise. Therefore cardboard is used to break the friction co-efficient of dry grass on the side of interstate highway overpasses, usually accompanied by screams of YEEE-HAW!
Hey Bubba, after you finish skinning that armadillo, let's take the box your above-ground pool came in and head to the overpass for some redneck sledding!
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Jill says, "real sushi tastes like pussy," but she eats the hell out of that Redneck Sushi her Daddy makes for Thanksgiving.
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