reaming

Anal sex.

I reamed that bitch!

by Rosh April 20, 2003

Remington Bard-itus

A medical condition which causes the following symptoms : Bitching about your roommate, Sucking too much dick, decreased sex drive and no desire to be a man in any way.

Dude, I think I have Remington Bard-itus so I'm gunna just jump off a bridge.

by RemingtonBard May 5, 2011

Remington

Remington is a carefree spirit with gigolo instincts. a lover of all beings and master of his domain. one who receives countless "gun, television show, razor and type-writer references" but lacks an angry response because he's better than that. in fact, Remington is quite witty and usually plays along.

i dont care what anybody says, i like Remington! i wish there were more people like Remington!

by Slymee August 14, 2010

Rainging

To rain with rage.

It was rainging so hard that Brandi was nearly washed away.

by pkiddy October 16, 2008

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want

The words of a man with his priorities straight

Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

by fateshurly January 30, 2021

take a reading

(verb) to take a reading is to check out a particular situation in a small way, in order to get an accurate idea of someone's character, usually for the future when the stakes may be higher. The person who is curious may do this deliberately -- or accidentally, for example by observing how a certain person treats others.

Friend #1: "Should I loan Alex my car?"
Friend #2: "Didn't you take a reading last year, when he borrowed your bike and returned it all beat up?"
OR
Friend #3: "Yeah, David definitely seemed like the man of my dreams, but I had to take a reading when he was rude to our waitstaff."
Friend #4: "OMG, how pathetic!"

by liv4mntns October 28, 2009

cold reading

The art of fishing for information, while leaving the person being fished thinking that you gave _them_ the information.

As used by phony TV "psychics"

I used to think John edwards was Psychic, but no I realise that he was cold reading all along.

by I know! February 8, 2004