by elisssss May 3, 2022
When you and your squad have a group message going on, and one night they decide to turn up. But one or more members of your squad can't or doesn't want to go. So the following day he has to suffer and read the turn up that happen the night before of his squad. Therefore at that moment he becomes a reader.
White whiskers: damn that night was legit i got f**ked up!
Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!
Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!
white whiskers: yeah *meow*
Gizmo: lmao
Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..
Ed: yeah fr giz
white whiskers: your a reader now!!
Dj Tapatio: FR those two bitches where hot AF huh!!
Ed: yeah they were fine AF!!!
white whiskers: yeah *meow*
Gizmo: lmao
Dj tapatio: should've gone gizmo..
Ed: yeah fr giz
white whiskers: your a reader now!!
by LeWildRoger July 16, 2015
An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
That person is a eye reader
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