When someone sends or says a sexually explicit paragraph of fantasy and lust and asks you to rub your vagina while reading it in aims to get you wet.
The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".
Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
The paragraph often contains the phrase 'read and rub' at the end. Sometimes it is phrased as "read it and rub" in familiarity with the phrase "read it and weep".
Typically sent as an online message but can be received via hardcore pen and paper post, video messaging and face to face.
Person 1:*sends big paragraph about sex and sexual experience they want to do*
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
Person 2: Wow
Person 1: Read and rub bitch
by Mypasswordispassword June 24, 2014
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Reading Allergy is a common phenomenon. This is not associated with Dyslexia.
Someone has Reading Allergy when they refuse to read, lacks the energy to, pulls fast conclusions, reads little & bases their opinion on lack of research, or refuses to read a post that says ''please read the entirely before commenting.'' Sometimes they even make things up that completely deviate from the writing, and ignore the OP's specifications.
Examples;
1.
''Wasn't this person involved in some kind of controversy?''
Comment thread; ''Oh no! That was resolved. provides info''
Reading Allergic: ''Oh my god. They are such a curse word person! I didn't know.''
''Did you read the discussion just now?''
2.
''Hi! I'm looking for commissions in this kind of specific art style, my maximum budget is low budget. Please do not send me direct messages! I'll block you if you don't read my post.''
The Reading Allergic person; ''Hi this is my art example, very different art style than requested prices start from above OP's budget I send you a direct message.''
3.
''My sister's kids are great, I don't mind spending time with them.''
Single parent: Hey, would you mind picking up my kids at 10pm?
''What for?''
Single parent: What? To babysit them of course.
Someone has Reading Allergy when they refuse to read, lacks the energy to, pulls fast conclusions, reads little & bases their opinion on lack of research, or refuses to read a post that says ''please read the entirely before commenting.'' Sometimes they even make things up that completely deviate from the writing, and ignore the OP's specifications.
Examples;
1.
''Wasn't this person involved in some kind of controversy?''
Comment thread; ''Oh no! That was resolved. provides info''
Reading Allergic: ''Oh my god. They are such a curse word person! I didn't know.''
''Did you read the discussion just now?''
2.
''Hi! I'm looking for commissions in this kind of specific art style, my maximum budget is low budget. Please do not send me direct messages! I'll block you if you don't read my post.''
The Reading Allergic person; ''Hi this is my art example, very different art style than requested prices start from above OP's budget I send you a direct message.''
3.
''My sister's kids are great, I don't mind spending time with them.''
Single parent: Hey, would you mind picking up my kids at 10pm?
''What for?''
Single parent: What? To babysit them of course.
''My mom has reading allergy, he somehow thinks that all things I write are about him.''
''Do all these people commenting on my posts have reading allergy? Why else would they pull such diverted conclusions?''
''So I was looking for commissions, and once again about ten people with reading allergy commented, completely ignoring my specific questions.''
''I'm starting to think some people naturally can't read or take stuff in proper context, it's like they have a reading allergy for common sense.''
''My teacher seems to forget certain notes I made about my problem. Do you think she's allergic to reading?''
''Do all these people commenting on my posts have reading allergy? Why else would they pull such diverted conclusions?''
''So I was looking for commissions, and once again about ten people with reading allergy commented, completely ignoring my specific questions.''
''I'm starting to think some people naturally can't read or take stuff in proper context, it's like they have a reading allergy for common sense.''
''My teacher seems to forget certain notes I made about my problem. Do you think she's allergic to reading?''
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2) to read while doing an intense activity
Note: POWER must be capitalized
2) to read while doing an intense activity
Note: POWER must be capitalized
1) "Dude, I don't care about physics, so I POWER read the chapter."
2) "Oh, man. Raúl is so cool. He was POWER reading Chemistry while he climbed a mountain."
2) "Oh, man. Raúl is so cool. He was POWER reading Chemistry while he climbed a mountain."
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It currently runs for about $149 online.
In the Apple Store it is $299.
In the Apple Store it was released in Late 2012.
To a Mac-Pro owner, they believe Apple is rewarding them with state of the line 1 GB DDR5 that does not perform even close to a workstation graphics card, but they don't do their research.
It currently runs for about $149 online.
In the Apple Store it is $299.
In the Apple Store it was released in Late 2012.
To a Mac-Pro owner, they believe Apple is rewarding them with state of the line 1 GB DDR5 that does not perform even close to a workstation graphics card, but they don't do their research.
Mac User: Omg a Brand ATI Radeon HD 5870 I am going to play Photoshop!
Windows User: I am playing on my new ATI Radeon HD 7970 3gb for half the price.
Windows User: I am playing on my new ATI Radeon HD 7970 3gb for half the price.
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*Read: 3 days ago*
"Oh my god, he just var-read me."
"Really?? You should dump him."
*Read: 3 days ago*
"Oh my god, he just var-read me."
"Really?? You should dump him."
by KEONFUCIUS February 13, 2017
Get the Var-read mug.A most depressing set of circumstances. Sadly there is no way to mend your mistakes. What is done is done. She saw that you wrote her something but didn't even check to see what it was.
Damn, she didn't even leave me on read. Time to sink deeper into depression and rebuild my self-esteem... eventually.
by Sojourner--- October 10, 2019
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