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brown water rafting

When you're walking up or down stairs naked and have explosive diarrhea, thus creating a "shit waterfall."
"I got so drunk last night i got up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and instead went brown water rafting."
by frankiehustle July 1, 2015
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5 straw rating

When you are out and about and that hot plate or bag is calling your name... so you go to the bathroom and it’s absolutely perfect for a reading from the good book!
“Hey bagger, where should we go tonight?”
...Not sure Vix, what you think?
“I know the yard house has a 5 straw rating”
Good call! I got the bag... what are we waiting for??!!
by Looner eclipse October 31, 2020
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white-water rafting

When a girl gets a money shot (jizz) from 3 or more guys on each cheek and in her mouth.
Katrina likes to go white-water rafting on the weekends with the Bee-Gees.
by Joe W. October 11, 2004
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Thumb rating

Urban Dictionary's new system of rating definitions that sucks harder than a young Thaiwanese boy.
The infamous "fo' shizzle my nizzle" (first definition) used to have thousands of five star ratings, but now has 20 thumbs up.
by Peter G June 1, 2004
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asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.
Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4
by Kiko February 1, 2004
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Fat Potential Rating, FPR

A Rating System developed by Dr. L. R. to give an accurate rating of the potential weight capacity level of a female. It is based on the principle that a woman will get fatter as she grows older, the only question is how much.

The formula is yet to be released but it is known that the base mathematics involves calculating a woman's current height and weight along with that of her parent's current weight and height. There is a complex measurement of stress as well because it is a known fact that stressed women have the potential of getting fat.
Betty is very skinny now but due to her FPR (Fat Potential Rating, FPR) of 4.3 she has a high chance of becoming quite obese by the age of 33.
by Jack Nubs December 9, 2008
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Rachael Raying

nounSomeone who you wouldn't expect to cook something, but then cooks something!
verbThe action of attempting to cook something that is out of your league.
Mother: heres your dinner mikey
Mikey: Mom what is this, you dont know how to make this. Quit Rachael raying.

Dylan: Where's my pbj?
Mike: Hold on im trying to cut it in circles to make it look more appetizing.
Dylan: Dude who are you kidding your not Rachael Ray.
by Kevin Oakes March 10, 2008
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