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pro-rated

A euphemistic term invented by corporations to get around having to tell you that your assets are now worthless.
"Hello, Orbitz? Yeah, I missed my flight."
"Okay, sir, then your ticket is now pro-rated."
"Pro-rated? Does that mean I get first class?"
"No, it means your ticket isn't worth dick."
by Screaming Cactus January 11, 2009
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Rated R. Kelly

A female that is too young to have sex with
" Man did you see that chicken head at the movies last night, I'd love to fuck the shit out of her."

"You trippin, we're 25 years old, and she's Rated R. Kelly. Go to jail if you want too."
by Von J November 29, 2007
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X-rated

A rating that shows that the film/video game/song/etc. has things not appropriate for anyone under the age of 21. See also: Pornography, XXX
The porno the boys watched was X-Rated.
by Anonymous August 16, 2003
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Rarted

1. Short for retarded.

2. A retarded way of saying retarded.
by IcE WaLLoW CoME June 11, 2018
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rented

Something you put in place of pwned. Way cooler too.
Kid 1: Dude I found out my mom was a guy last night...
Kid 2: Oh! RENTED!
Kid 1: *continues to feel rented and sad*
by srsly February 27, 2005
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Lab-Ratted

Tested, played with, fucked over, messed with, etc.

This applies to any situation in which you can be Tested, played with, fucked over, messed with, etc.
Alyson: I think we should break up, I like another guy.
Jon: You said you'd always love me, you said you wanted to marry me.
Alyson: I know, but I lied.
Jon was Lab-Ratted

Jeff(To Jim):How was your week off?
Jim:I didn't get to leave till tuesday and had to come in thursday to do books.
Jeff: Wow, your boss lab-ratted you.
by PHS2HC2009 May 29, 2009
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rented

When you "own" someone and they do something to "own" you back.

Basically, it's temporary ownage.
superduperr0flman_x: wtf? how did you headshot me like that?
masterofawesom3: hahaha owned.
masterofawesom3: oh shit! you did it back to me!
superduperr0flman_x: hahaha you don't own me.
masterofawesom3: rented. :(
by superduperr0flman_x August 28, 2004
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