rafting

A highly deviant (late afternoon) middle-school bathroom behavior.

To deposit poop on a thick “raft” of tissue, high above the water-line, in a seldom used hallway toilet.
By next morning, fully half the building is rife with the pungent aroma of moldering feces.

“Ohhh, man….someone went rafting in the south unit boys room; it’s already reeking me out”.

by chuckjav76 September 12, 2022

raft of crap

A ship full load of crap

Now that a raft of crap your telling me . I don't believe you

by Bogwonron July 02, 2022

Bruce the raft shark

The shark from the 2018 game Raft where he tries to chomp your raft into nothing, or something I've never played the game.

Bruce the raft shark just broke my raft.

by VolumeNOKIA February 27, 2023

tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"

That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!

by ~The Gardener February 26, 2014

raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.

I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.

by Bogwonron July 02, 2022

Rim Raft

People, objects, or beings that linger in or around your rim.

Fucking rim raft bro. Jake, Evan and Jozef won't leave my rim alone.

by Sugwhite February 17, 2017

raft monkey

a racist term directed to Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA

by the shizler March 13, 2024