tampon raft

A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"

That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!

by ~The Gardener February 26, 2014

Rim Raft

People, objects, or beings that linger in or around your rim.

Fucking rim raft bro. Jake, Evan and Jozef won't leave my rim alone.

by Sugwhite February 17, 2017

raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.

I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.

by Bogwonron July 02, 2022

raft monkey

a racist term directed to Mexicans or Puerto Ricans

man 1:GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM RAFT MONKEY
man 2:IM FROM PEURTO RICO ITS A PART OD AMERICA
man 1:WOMP WOMP NIGGA

by the shizler March 13, 2024

Raft

A boat of wood that float every single place on the ocean

Guy1:hey i saw a raft
Guy2:cool, There were any people?
Guy1:no...
Guy2:ok then *tries to drown*

by Alex113917314726371 March 27, 2022

Raft

(Noun) - a platonic ship

(Verb) - to platonically ship two people

Yeah, they’re my all-time favorite raft.

Omg, I totally raft Troy and Gabriella!

by AwkwardlyTripping June 22, 2018

rafting

A highly deviant (late afternoon) middle-school bathroom behavior.

To deposit poop on a thick “raft” of tissue, high above the water-line, in a seldom used hallway toilet.
By next morning, fully half the building is rife with the pungent aroma of moldering feces.

“Ohhh, man….someone went rafting in the south unit boys room; it’s already reeking me out”.

by chuckjav76 September 12, 2022