This is when you have a slutty friend that you know you and all your friends could easily have sex with or have probably already had sex with. You are trying to figure out which one truly has the most elite seamen. So you all ride her bareback, release your genetics inside of her, wait 9ish months, and now you know whos sperm is truly the fastest, strongest, and most agile.
Listen son, I think you're old enough now to find out about how you were brought into this world. Well...it all started with a little game called brunette roulette.
by electrickoolaid6 September 30, 2010
Get the Brunette Roulettemug. When multiple males ejaculate into a container. Then a woman (the dealer) take the container and ours all of the cum into her vagina.
In nine months, the man who is the father of the baby is the winner(or loser).
In nine months, the man who is the father of the baby is the winner(or loser).
Bro #1 - "Dude I found out my baby roulette results today"
Bro #2 - "What happened"
Bro #1 - "I won!"
Bro #2 - "Sorry to hear that bro"
Bro #2 - "What happened"
Bro #1 - "I won!"
Bro #2 - "Sorry to hear that bro"
by Mister Big Sacks January 3, 2011
Get the Baby Roulettemug. by Tha BK September 16, 2006
Get the Polish Roulettemug. When one is unsure of whether or not their fart is a shit, but continues to push it out anyway. The risk greatly outweighs the rewards, but we do it regardless.
Sitting in front of the TV, I felt a fart and pushed. I survived another round of shit roulette, but one day I won't just fire a blank.
by IShitALot September 14, 2014
Get the Shit Roulettemug. sexual risk game, usually played by swinging couples. involves woman having sex with multiple partners, each using a condom selected randomly from a pool, the twist being that some of the condoms have been deliberately sabotaged to split, the woman being supposedly not on the pill and thereforer unprotected Sometimes played by bugchasing couples for a different effect.
My wife attended a condom roulette party last night, and two split on her. We are waiting to see if she is pregnant.
by jasonvalentine April 13, 2008
Get the condom roulettemug. A game that you play where one of your friends hide in a cavern and then everyone else must visit every cavern in the area to try and find them. The first person to find them gets a prize determined by the group beforehand. As each person finds them, they all stay together in the caverns waiting for the final person. The last person to find them must do any of the activities at the cavern of the others choosing while wearing fish slippers.
by uwubellkeeper September 15, 2023
Get the Cavern-roulettemug. A new relationship turned so horribly wrong, that you are willing to pull the fucking trigger and end it by any means possible. Most often by brutal honesty: the words no one wants to hear/you can never take back, or just plane old calling the DB out. Warning- this has the potential to backfire & make the situation So much worse & down right hysterical (I mean dysfunctional).
Example (calling said DB out):
You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!
~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"
Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"
~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!
~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"
Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"
~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
by the one that ran away June 14, 2013
Get the Relationship Roulettemug.