Roster bitch

A bitch amoungst many other bitches on your roster of girls to smash.

I wonder which Roster bitch I should have tonight? Monica or Ashley?

by Blkwidowblkheart December 1, 2014

rosterbate

when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.

Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?

by fv3diamonds April 4, 2008

Boom Rosted

used when someone gets completely owned and never sees it coming

Guy 1: hi bro

Guy 2: dude your fat

Random Guy: Boom rosted

Guy1: ...

by Mort Goldmen November 7, 2010

rostiper

another word for a man who lost his penis

also means man-whore

haha shawns a rostiper

what a rostiper........

by hp_magic December 24, 2006

rosterpating

overly obsessing in a non appropriate way about your fantasy football draft team.

rob: hey let's go out.

mike: nah ill be rosterpating to my draft picks tonight.

by a.r 77 September 16, 2010

roster rat

a girl who studies a football roster like she's going to be tested on it. another name for a jersey chaser

she knows all the players names and numbers, she's a roster rat

by ccenergy November 7, 2013

Rostered

To look up an athlete on a roster or to just be creepy when you find out a hot guys jersey number.

"I just rostered that football guy!"
"OMG, no way! What was his number?"
"#12!"

by PrincessNattlez May 5, 2014