Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.

Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.

by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025

that rump is roasting

When a person's bootyis so big and popping out of their jeans, that a person finds it attractive.

Hey check out Lisa!! That rump is roasting and her ass is fine!

by JoyceeT June 23, 2008

Tits Were Roasting

When a ladies boobs are uncontrollably bursting out of their bra or shirt.

“Damn, you see Holly tonight?? Those tits were roasting.”

by TheVDiesel August 5, 2018

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

Slow Roastin

Alternative to Postin but somewhere hot as in a tanning booth or something of this sort a school with no air conditioning

Dylan Longmuirs Facebook status is Slow Roastin Pluckin the chicken feel me he must still be in school

by SnoopDodizzle January 16, 2011

Roosting Rascal

The word to shout up at a man making roost for an unfairly advantageous bird's eye periphery of all attractive lasses within 10 square hectares

Hey Scraggs, want to climb a tree later today?

- Sorry, I've got a roost to perch at already.

Awwww, you Roosting Rascal!!!

by Ichan November 18, 2011

roastin

When a person is being extremely witty towards another.

The roastings began when people would honor a person by poking fun at them or their career.

Person1: You smell like hair products.
Person2: Dang, you roastin'.

by T-man November 4, 2004